Carrie Snow
Carrie Snow
Carrie Snow is an American stand-up comedian, comic writer known for writing for the television series Roseanne, and actor. Snow was also featured in the documentary The Aristocrats...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
CountryUnited States of America
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No day is too bad it can’t be fixed with a nap.
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No day is so bad it can't be fixed with a nap.
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When you think of the long and gloomy history of man, you find that more hideous crimes have been committed in the name of obedience than have ever been committed in the name of rebellion.
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I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require as much cooking.
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Advertising degrades the people it appeals to; it deprives them of their will to choose.
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Civilization is hideously fragile and there's not much between us and the horrors underneath, just about a coat of varnish.
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The pursuit of happiness is a most ridiculous phrase: if you pursue happiness you'll never find it.
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Technology... is a queer thing. It brings you great gifts with one hand, and it stabs you in the back with the other.
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I'd like to have a boyfriend in prison so I'd always know where he is.
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It is only by the rational use of technology; to control and guide what technology is doing; that we can keep any hopes of a social life more desirable than our own: or in fact of a social life which is not appalling to imagine.
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Science is the refusal to believe on the basis of hope.
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No day is so bad that it can not be fixed by a good nap.
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Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?
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If women ruled the world and we all got massages, there would be no war.