Carrie Snow
Carrie Snow
Carrie Snow is an American stand-up comedian, comic writer known for writing for the television series Roseanne, and actor. Snow was also featured in the documentary The Aristocrats...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
CountryUnited States of America
prison knows
I'd like to have a boyfriend in prison so I'd always know where he is.
technology use facts
It is only by the rational use of technology; to control and guide what technology is doing; that we can keep any hopes of a social life more desirable than our own: or in fact of a social life which is not appalling to imagine.
believe evolution refusal
Science is the refusal to believe on the basis of hope.
naps fixed can-not
No day is so bad that it can not be fixed by a good nap.
funny-inspirational men married
Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?
women war world
If women ruled the world and we all got massages, there would be no war.
sleep night men
I'd like to get married because I like the idea of a man being required by law to sleep with me every night.
successful two marriage-equality
Remember that the successful marriage depends on two things: (1) finding the right person and (2) being the right person.
inspiring women car
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car.
bad education fixed quote-of-the-day
No day is too bad it can’t be fixed with a nap.
committed crimes gloomy hideous history name obedience
When you think of the long and gloomy history of man, you find that more hideous crimes have been committed in the name of obedience than have ever been committed in the name of rebellion.
advertising american-journalist people
Advertising degrades the people it appeals to; it deprives them of their will to choose.
american-journalist civilization
Civilization is hideously fragile and there's not much between us and the horrors underneath, just about a coat of varnish.
happiness pursue pursuit ridiculous
The pursuit of happiness is a most ridiculous phrase: if you pursue happiness you'll never find it.