Bo Burnham
Bo Burnham
Robert Pickering "Bo" Burnham is an American comedian, writer, musician, and actor. He began his performance career as a YouTuber in March 2006, and his videos have been watched more than 169 million times since. Burnham also has a large following on Vine...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth21 August 1990
CityHamilton, MA
CountryUnited States of America
stupid faces
I'd really love to make something that doesn't involve my stupid face.
long pussy needs
I don't need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.
down-and firsts cameras
My first concern is that when you go to a show, you should be present. It's much more exciting to put the camera down and lose yourself in it.
funny jesus humor
I'm gay for Jesus, fill me with your grace. Pour your love all over me, but please aim away from my face.
cancer drug tumors
Drugs kill, just like cancer. So don't smoke... tumors.
people comedian fans
I never felt like I was stealing anyone's fans as much as I was introducing some younger people to comedy who will eventually find tons of other comedians that they love.
happy-thanksgiving hats should
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone. I'm thankful for all of you. I am not thankful for the pilgrims. Buckles should never be on hats.
love-is
Love is all about... whistles.
funny humor artist
People ask me all the time, ALL the time, they say the same exact thing. They say, 'Bo, you're an artist... how do we fix Africa?'
men comedian say-anything
For some comedians it feels so cool to be like: 'I'll say anything, man!'. I'm not quite there yet.
funny humor long
There's a metal train that a mile long and at the very back end a lightning bolt struck her. How long til it reaches and kills the driver, provided that he's a good conductor?
said staring
I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me...
funny fifteen pennies
For fifteen cents a day you can feed an African, they eat pennies.
funny love-you humor
I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.