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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature. Charles Dickens
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse. Charles Dickens
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions. Charles Dickens
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people. Charles Dickens
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home! Charles Dickens
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers. Charles Dickens
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
funny age fifty
I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent. Charles Caleb Colton
fifteen media novel since studying truly
Over fifteen years of studying the American Right professionally - especially in their communications with each other, in their own memos and media since the 1950s - I have yet to find a truly novel development, a real innovation, in far-right 'thought.' Rick Perlstein
fifteen miss three whenever win
Whenever you miss three lay-ups, and fifteen free-throws you're not going to win the game. Stephany Smith
fifteen given
Marijuana you can give up, Iv given it up for fifteen years now and it never occurs to me to smoke it anymore. Larry Hagman
fifteen mathematics calculus
I never failed in mathematics. Before I was fifteen I had mastered differential and integral calculus. Albert Einstein
fifteen happened life record spent time
The first record I spent five years writing and it was an amalgamation of all the things that happened in my life from the time I was fifteen to the time I was twenty. Kate Voegele
fifteen hundred note religions
We must, however, note that what are usually called the high religions made their appearance within about twenty-five hundred years - most of them within fifteen hundred years. Kenneth Scott Latourette
fifteen
I don't go to church, and I don't know one person who does. Fifteen years ago, I didn't know one person who didn't. Brian Kenny
fifteen minutes
I guess it comes back to the old motto, you have you're fifteen minutes a fame. Steve Brown
fifteen planning minutes
Five minutes of planning are worth fifteen minutes of just looking. E. L. Konigsburg
pennies scared imagine
I am scared; I don't know what is going to happen to me. What was the point of working so hard and of being talented, to be rewarded like this? Never a penny, tormented all my life. It is horrible; one cannot imagine it. Camille Claudel
pennies wells
Tis a well spent penny that saves a groat. Benjamin Franklin
pennies peculiar currency
I was funny -- ha-ha, not peculiar. It was a modest currency, like pennies: pedestrian, somewhat laborious, but a currency nonetheless. I was funny, in public, most often at my own expense. Claire Messud
pennies thrift saved
A penny saved is a penny to squander. Ambrose Bierce
pennies world hell
I'm not a schmuck. Even if the world goes to hell in a handbasket, I won't lose a penny. Donald Trump
pennies corruption stolen
Every penny of the $7 billion going to Africa as per Obama will be stolen - corruption is rampant! Donald Trump
pennies dollars looks
If had a penny for every strange look I've gotten from strangers on the street I'd have about 10 to 15 dollars, which is a lot when you're dealing with pennies. Andy Samberg
pennies stay
We have to stay open. We make pennies on the gallon. Joe Flaherty
pennies saved
Penny saved is a penny got. Henry Fielding