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funny pain philosophy
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. Carol Leifer
funny men humans
It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon. Carol Leifer
funny waiting almost-done
Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss
funny patience humor
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. Agnes Repplier
funny women humor
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals. Agnes Repplier
funny sarcastic war
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
funny marriage witty
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
funny-inspirational integrity technology
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
fifteen miss three whenever win
Whenever you miss three lay-ups, and fifteen free-throws you're not going to win the game. Stephany Smith
fifteen media novel since studying truly
Over fifteen years of studying the American Right professionally - especially in their communications with each other, in their own memos and media since the 1950s - I have yet to find a truly novel development, a real innovation, in far-right 'thought.' Rick Perlstein
fifteen hollywood squares
I was the center square on Hollywood Squares for about fifteen weeks. Jerry Mathers
fifteen
I don't go to church, and I don't know one person who does. Fifteen years ago, I didn't know one person who didn't. Brian Kenny
fifteen history lingerie love store worked
Well, when I was fifteen years old I worked in a lingerie store and that's how I feel in love with vintage lingerie because I wanted to know the history of it. Dita Von Teese
fifteen great happy rings teams
Fifteen years now. I think of all the great teams we've had, and if we'd had this pitching, you never know how many rings we'd have won. But I'm just happy to be around and be a part of this. Frank Thomas
fifteen final george goes good mason players team
Fifteen years ago, there would have been no way a team like George Mason could go to a Final Four. It just goes to show ... how many good players are out there. Billy Donovan
fifteen ground jobs lost million texas york
Fifteen years ago, New York had 1.1 million more jobs than Texas. Today, Texas has 1 million more jobs than New York. That's the lost ground we must recover. Linda Sanford
fifteen percent peter ratio rolling stretching taking upside
Fifteen percent upside from here, taking the rolling P/E ratio into the mid-teens -- that would not be stretching it at all. I do not think it is really going to peter out here. Paul Kavanagh
pennies scared imagine
I am scared; I don't know what is going to happen to me. What was the point of working so hard and of being talented, to be rewarded like this? Never a penny, tormented all my life. It is horrible; one cannot imagine it. Camille Claudel
pennies peculiar currency
I was funny -- ha-ha, not peculiar. It was a modest currency, like pennies: pedestrian, somewhat laborious, but a currency nonetheless. I was funny, in public, most often at my own expense. Claire Messud
pennies wells
Tis a well spent penny that saves a groat. Benjamin Franklin
pennies stay
We have to stay open. We make pennies on the gallon. Joe Flaherty
pennies world hell
I'm not a schmuck. Even if the world goes to hell in a handbasket, I won't lose a penny. Donald Trump
pennies corruption stolen
Every penny of the $7 billion going to Africa as per Obama will be stolen - corruption is rampant! Donald Trump
pennies thrift saved
A penny saved is a penny to squander. Ambrose Bierce
pennies dollars looks
If had a penny for every strange look I've gotten from strangers on the street I'd have about 10 to 15 dollars, which is a lot when you're dealing with pennies. Andy Samberg
pennies taxes know-how
I have every right to know how my taxes are spent, how every single penny of it is spent. I have the right to know that. Jesse Ventura