Bill Cosby
Bill Cosby
William Henry "Bill" Cosby, Jr.is an American former stand-up comedian, actor, author and singer-songwriter...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth12 July 1937
CityPhiladelphia, PA
CountryUnited States of America
family father intelligent
Fathers are the geniuses of the house because only a person as intelligent as we could fake such stupidity.
daughter vegetables feelings
Fatherhood is telling your daughter that Michael Jackson loves all his fans, but has special feelings for the ones who eat broccoli.
graduation mean people
People will frighten you about a graduation.... They use words you don't hear often: And we wish you Godspeed." It is a warning, Godspeed. It means you are no longer welcome here at these prices."
graduation mean warning
It is a warning, Godspeed. It means you are no longer welcome here at these prices.
world this-world i-can
I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
funny art humor
Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn't let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to "Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo?" was not "In the men's room, Julie.
ears flapping
That's why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
children brain damage
All Children Have Brain Damage!
black grew
i was'nt always black. there was this freckel that just grew and grew...
want appreciated shut-up
If you want to be seen, stand up. If you want to be heard, speak up. If you want to be appreciated, shut up.
zips bops
Zip zop wop boopity bop.
drinking grandmother glasses
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty,” I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: “It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
graduation dream college
When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
funny anniversary jobs
I'm not the boss of my house. I don't know how I lost it, I don't know when I lost it, I don't really think I ever had it. But I've seen the boss's job...and I don't want it!