Bill Cosby
Bill Cosby
William Henry "Bill" Cosby, Jr.is an American former stand-up comedian, actor, author and singer-songwriter...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth12 July 1937
CityPhiladelphia, PA
CountryUnited States of America
girl daughter running
A father... knows exactly what those boys at the mall have in their depraved little minds because he once owned such a depraved little mind himself. In fact, if he thinks enough about the plans that he used to have for young girls, the father not only will support his wife in keeping their daughter home but he might even run over to the mall and have a few of those boys arrested.
funny birthday humor
Old is always fifteen years from now.
father years differences
My father established our relationship when I was seven years old. He looked at me and said, “You know, I brought you in this world, and I can take you out. And it don't make no difference to me, I'll make another one look just like you.
educational average keys
we cannot afford to settle for being just average; we must learn as much as we can to be the best that we can. The key word is education - education with maximum effort. Without it, we cannot be in charge of ourselves or anyone else.
law keeping-promises kept-promises
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
mean gun harm
When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
play tennis funny-tennis
The serve was invented so that the net could play.
funny humor civilization
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.
children giving house
Poets have said that the reason to have children is to give yourself immortality. Immortality? Now that I have five children, my only hope is that they are all out of the house before I die.
funny humor race
I wasn't always black... there was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger.
love inspirational life
The past is a ghost, the future a dream, and all we ever have is now.
love kids thinking
I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don't cry over the one person who doesn't.
kids home animal
We are the only animals that let our kids come back home.
yelling people parent
Parents are people who yell and they yell and they yell and they yell. And you already have the point... and they're still yelling.