Bill Cosby

Bill Cosby
William Henry "Bill" Cosby, Jr.is an American former stand-up comedian, actor, author and singer-songwriter...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth12 July 1937
CityPhiladelphia, PA
CountryUnited States of America
funny humor beets
Nobody ever says, "Can I have your beets?
genius married
YOU are a genius!... and I am a genius because I married you.
football father school
My father wanted me to play pro football, and he didn't like the fact that I'd left school. And he said, "It takes a man to play football. And any fool can go up on the stage and make an ass of himself.
waiting want payoff
If the audience knows you can be funny when you want to be, they will be willing to wait for that payoff.
hypocrisy age getting-older
When you become senile, you won't know it.
family conflict family-conflict
Family is conflict and it's something that we all relate to.
pregnancy over-you lips
Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
children mistake men
One of the great mistakes that can be made by a man of my age is to get involved in athletic competition with children-unless, of course, they are under six. And even then, stay away from hide-and-seek.
future afterlife goal
The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
love women valentine
Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.
anniversary memories heart
The heart of marriage is memories.
drinking glasses alcohol
Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you're pouring, or drinking.
romance different contact
Romance is a different word than sexual contact.
kids whispering world
Kids need to remember that when you put something on Twitter, it's not like whispering to your friend, you've put it on a billboard that the whole world, including your own kids someday, can see.