Arthur Guiterman
Arthur Guiterman
Arthur Guitermanwas an American writer best known for his humorous poems...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth20 November 1871
CountryUnited States of America
dog sake bones
Scheme not to make what's Another's your own; Be not a Dog for the sake of a Bone.
flower cities people
It's lovely having grass and trees and flowers(Of course, at times, mosquitoes are a pest).Yes, life is life out here in Rangely Towers(Of course Some People like the city best)!
mean night maps
Oh, who would choose to be a traveler? --That anxious railway-guide unravelerWho spends his nights in berths and bunks,His days in chaperoning trunks;Who stands in line at gates and wicketsTo spend his means on costly ticketsTo Irkutsk, Liverpool and YapAnd other dots upon the map.
deer quills
The Deer don't dineWhen a Wolf's about,And the PorcupineSticks his quill-points out.
knowledge knows
He who knows what he is told must know a lot of things that are not so.
chips ability carpenter
The carpenter is not the best who makes more chips than all the rest.
death dumb world
When life is woe, and hope is dumb, the World says, "Go!" The Grave says, "Come!
evil goodness harder
When "Do no Evil" has been understood, Then learn the harder, braver rule, "Do Good.
tongue artistic cold
Of all cold words of tongue or pen, the worst are these: "I knew him when -
liars government reform
No true reform has ever come to pass Unchallenged by a liar and an ass.
greetings indigestion
Don't tell your friends about your indigestion. "How are you" is a greeting, not a question.
football fall
In life as in football, fall forward when you fall.
dog loss sight
Oh the saddest of sights in a world of sin Is the little lost pup with his tail tucked in.
thanksgiving song heart
So once in every year we throng Upon a day apart, to praise the Lord with feast and song in thankfulness of heart.