Arthur Guiterman
Arthur Guiterman
Arthur Guitermanwas an American writer best known for his humorous poems...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth20 November 1871
CountryUnited States of America
football fall
In life as in football, fall forward when you fall.
dog loss sight
Oh the saddest of sights in a world of sin Is the little lost pup with his tail tucked in.
thanksgiving song heart
So once in every year we throng Upon a day apart, to praise the Lord with feast and song in thankfulness of heart.
coffee boys college
First dentistry was painless. Then bicycles were chainless, Carriages were horseless, And many laws enforceless. Next cookery was fireless, Telegraphy was wireless, Cigars were nicotineless, And coffee caffeineless. Soon oranges were seedless, The putting green was weedless, The college boy was hatless, The proper diet fatless. New motor roads are dustless, The latest steel is rustless, Our tennis courts are sodless, Our new religion--godless.
failure errors admitting
Admitting errors clears the score and proves you wiser than before.
admitting american-comedian clears error proves wiser
Admitting Error clears the Score, And proves you Wiser than before.
apart sex start themselves
Amoebas at the start - Were not complex; They tore themselves apart - And started Sex