Andrew Dice Clay
Andrew Dice Clay
Andrew Dice Clay is an American comedian and actor. He played the lead role in the 1990 film The Adventures of Ford Fairlane...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth29 September 1957
CityBrooklyn, NY
CountryUnited States of America
laughing people making-people-laugh
I just like to make people laugh.
laughing people excitement
Being onstage and performing, the high of that, and people coming to see you, and getting to make them laugh - that's what gets me hyped up. It's a nervous excitement.
sex animal people
People have always been animals when it comes to sex. But since the Internet, it's become really out of control, in my opinion.
thinking people addresses
I don't get up and look at e-mail. I don't even know my e-mail address. I needed one just to have a computer put on. But I never, ever even thought of going to it. It's just not what I'm about. I just don't want to waste my life with it. It's just too much; I think people are just a little too absorbed in all of that.
people choices today
I have no problem today letting people know I'm part of what they live. That's why I know about the things that make people the assholes they are. They have no choice but to be part of it.
animal people world
I might do cartoonish sexual jokes, but it's my way of saying what's going on in the world. How people are animals, really.
people doe odd-things
Comics, a lot of them, are really depressed people, and I happen to be somebody that does have a lot of confidence. That's the odd thing about my stand-up. I am very confident. I always was.
thinking laughing people
I want to be able to make people laugh as hard as they possibly can, and I really think they need that.
sleep night people
I do whatever I do. I go to the club. I work on material. While other people are sleeping, I'm awake. I always liked that. I like being able to drive when there's no traffic. It's almost like you own the street at night.
mother real father
My mother was the one who totally got behind me as far as, do things and ask questions later. My father would say, "I don't care how dirty you are up there, just be funny." Because they knew me offstage. They knew I was a good guy. They knew my whole plan of becoming the most exciting comedian, visually, ever. A real rock-and-roll stand-up comic.
problem always-believe
I always believed you could fix whatever problems.
directors producers
When I do any stand-up, you're the writer, director, and producer. You're alone.
girl real want
I like real girls. When they're in bed with you, it's not a show. They just want to do that.
accomplishment long chance
As long as you can walk the street and you know there's a tomorrow, there's always that chance. That's how I've always been. I've always had complete belief that I would make something out of myself again, because to me, it's always been about accomplishment.