Andrew Dice Clay
Andrew Dice Clay
Andrew Dice Clay is an American comedian and actor. He played the lead role in the 1990 film The Adventures of Ford Fairlane...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth29 September 1957
CityBrooklyn, NY
CountryUnited States of America
football sex gay
I think the best part of being gay is when you're done [with sex], you could turn over and talk about football.
people choices today
I have no problem today letting people know I'm part of what they live. That's why I know about the things that make people the assholes they are. They have no choice but to be part of it.
blow years water
I never go see a comic. The only one I'd ever really want to see is Don Rickles. He might be 80 years old, but he blows everyone out of the water.
thinking make-you-think
I like when something makes you think after you stop watching.
long funeral parent
When you're at your own parents' funeral, when you're at somebody that you love's funeral, you realize how precious life is. And you say, "As long as I can walk and I'm healthy, there's always tomorrow."
animal people world
I might do cartoonish sexual jokes, but it's my way of saying what's going on in the world. How people are animals, really.
people doe odd-things
Comics, a lot of them, are really depressed people, and I happen to be somebody that does have a lot of confidence. That's the odd thing about my stand-up. I am very confident. I always was.
home language my-family
I certainly don't walk around my home or being with my family and just using profane language all the time, but on stage, it's a constant,
girl sex sleep
I think that a lot of men, especially once they're married, feel like their girl is just who she is, so don't treat her too special. They shut her off, and having sex before you go to bed is like a sleeping pill. I always say, you're supposed to remember the reason you even asked that girl out.
thinking laughing people
I want to be able to make people laugh as hard as they possibly can, and I really think they need that.
attitude giving crowds
There are very few comics that understand about exciting the crowd, and that's what I always prided myself on: giving a more confident macho attitude towards delivering material.
voice comedy comic
I've always had my voice as a comic. I was never that into politics, or prop comedy.
moving doors bored
When I got into comedy, which was really for acting, I would see the guys who would be considered great today. They were great, but after a few minutes I could get kind of bored because they wouldn't move around. The dress code was boring to me. I didn't want to see the guy next door when I'm watching a performer. I wanted to see someone I would pay a ticket for.
romance important stuff
I always just loved women, but more important than loving women, more important than sexual stuff, is I always believed in romance.