A. P. Herbert
A. P. Herbert
Sir Alan Patrick Herbert CH, also known as A. P. Herbert or simply A. P. H., was an English humorist, novelist, playwright and law reform activist who served as an independent Member of Parliamentfor Oxford University from the 1935 general election to the 1950 general election, when university constituencies were abolished...
NationalityEnglish
ProfessionStatesman
Date of Birth24 September 1890
mother dog tonight
Don't let's go to the dogs tonight, For mother will be there.
thinking looks sausage
A high-brow is someone who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso.
men care appeals
The portions of a woman which appeal to man's depravity Are constructed with considerable care.
funny life anniversary
The concept of two people living together for 25 years without a serious dispute suggests a lack of spirit only to be admired in sheep.