Famous Quotes & Sayings

Roman Coppola

I've been enjoying 'Life on the Mississippi' by Mark Twain that I picked up at the airport randomly. It's very witty and interesting to read about his time as a steamboat pilot.

Sacha Guitry

You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.

Rumi

You have Within you more love than you could ever understand.

Sid Caesar

The best thing about humour is that it shows people they are not alone.

Natalie Maines

It almost takes people by surprise when I'm not a big talker. Because I'm known as being sort of a loud mouth. I have a lot to say. But I try to be more thoughtful with my comments or reactions, unless it's something witty or hysterical that I just can't keep myself from blurting or tweeting!

Tony Benn

When I think of Cool Britannia I think of old people dying of hypothermia.

Thomas Carlyle

A witty statesman said, you might prove anything by figures.

Shawn Colvin

Without music, I could not get through.

Shahrukh Khan

I'm not bisexual, I'm tri-sexual. I try everything

Shahrukh Khan

Yes it's going really well. We are planning on having a baby together.

Shahrukh Khan

When will you start asking different questions? Better questions?

Shahrukh Khan

If you ask that question again ma'am, I will have to ask you your age

Shahrukh Khan

I would tell the world that Shahrukh is the better actor

Shahrukh Khan

I don't write cheques anymore because I end up signing them "with love, shan rukh"

Shahrukh Khan

Whenever I start feeling too arrogant about myself, I always take a trip to the U.S. The immigration guys kick the star out of my stardom.

Shahrukh Khan

Well Mandira, I hope not. You see, I started both their careers. And as far as i can remember, I started yours too.

Shahrukh Khan

If you like me, raise your hand. If you don't, raise your standards

Richard Brinsley Sheridan

Wit loses its point when dipped in malice.

Richard Brinsley Sheridan

There's no possibility of being witty without a little ill-nature - the malice of a good thing is the barb that makes it stick.

Robert A. Heinlein

Nothing uses up alcohol faster than political argument.

Toni Morrison

The habit of getting up early, which I had formed when the children were young, now became my choice. I am not very bright or very witty or very inventive after the sun goes down.

Tom Stoppard

The days of the digital watch are numbered.

Tom Stoppard

It is better to be quotable than to be honest.

Rita Rudner

I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours.

Thomas Browne

For my part, I have ever believed, and do now know, that there are witches.

Samantha Morton

I can't act without music very well.

Rumi

I come to YOU without ME, come to ME without YOU.

Tom Robbins

The female characters in my books tend to be independent, frisky, spunky, witty, emotionally strong, erotically daring, spiritually oriented and intellectually generous; in short, the kind of women I admire in real life.

Tony Hoare

There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult.

Suzanne Collins

I'm trying to think of a witty comeback, when Boggs says brusquely, “Well, don't expect us to be too impressed. We just saw Finnick Odair in his underwear.” I decide to go ahead and like Boggs.

Suzanne Collins

By the end of the session, I am no one at all. Haymitch started drinking somewhere around witty, and a nasty edge has crept into his voice. "I give up, sweetheart. Just answer the questions and try not to let the audience see how openly you despise them.

Steven Moffat

Witty and mean is easy - but fond and funny is hard.

Richard Hawley

Without music I would never, ever have travelled anywhere.