Quotes about wit
witty tired people
Tired people aren't witty Teri Hatcher
witty humorous jail
My occupation now, I suppose, is jail inmate. Theodore Kaczynski
witty growing-up tired
Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems. I'm tired of solving them for you. Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. Margaret Mead
witty smart thinking
I think about Aaron Rodgers, he's like Chris Evans before he got the HGH injection in Captain America. But before he was super smart and was still witty and stuff. That's how I see Tom Brady. Michael Bennet
without-you
What would I do without you?" "You'll never find out. Melissa Marr
within-you
There is no truth except the truth that exists within you. Everything else is what someone is telling you. Neale Donald Walsch
witty sweet night
Life is extraordinarily suave and sweet with certain natural, witty, affectionate people who have unusual distinction and are capable of every vice, but who make a display of none in public and about whom no one can affirm they have a single one. There is something supple and secret about them. Besides, their perversity gives spice to their most innocent occupations, such as taking a walk in the garden at night. Marcel Proust
wit incongruity
Wit is the fetching of congruity out of incongruity. Joseph Addison
witty intelligent kind
I don't even know if it's possible, but if it were, I'd like to make those kinds of old movies where the women were articulate and intelligent and flawed and witty. Lisa Kudrow
wit spoil stills
Women ought not to know their own wit, because they will still be showing it, and so spoil it. John Selden
wit live-by
Many live by their wits but few by their wit. Laurence J. Peter
witty science political-will
Practical politics consists in ignoring facts. Henry Adams
witty powerful nice
The nice thing about being a celebrity is that, if you bore people, they think it's their fault. Henry A. Kissinger
witty travel work
The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready. Henry David Thoreau
witty work humorous
Men have become the tools of their tools. Henry David Thoreau
witty political said
A lot has been said about politics; some of it complimentary, but most of it accurate Eric Idle
witty humor kickboxing
My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing. Emo Philips
witty airports finding-yourself
Never try to be witty with U.S. airport officials. It's always lost on them and you'll find yourself being put back on the plane. Johnny Vegas
witty sex ridiculous
Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable. Lord Chesterfield
witty book writing
Being a journalist is good if you want to write books: it teaches you to get beyond the blank screen. My books have been described as froth, but there's scope to be witty and ironic about everything in life. Sophie Kinsella
witty eye unique
It's really crucial to achieve that balance with a film like this, cause it is unique and witty and then there's the tendency to force that. It becomes contrived and I know the feeling like, give me a fork that I can stab in my eye in those kinds of movies. Ellen Page
witty character mind
It's much simpler to be tortured on camera or to be filmed losing your mind. Whereas a script that has characters who are honest, witty and genuine is often much harder to act. Ellen Page
witty food thinking
I’d discovered, after a lot of extreme apprehension about what spoons to use, that if you do something incorrect at table with a certain arrogance, as if you knew perfectly well you were doing it properly, you can get away with it and nobody will think you are bad-mannered or poorly brought up. They will think you are original and very witty. Sylvia Plath
witchcraft
In Witchcraft, each of us must reveal our own truth. Starhawk
wit exaggeration
Humor is the truth; wit is an exaggeration of the truth. Stan Laurel
without-you mets creatures
You are the noblest, purest creature I've ever met. The universe will be a darker place without you," he whispered. Stephenie Meyer
witty book men
If I read as many books as most men do, I would be as dull-witted as they are. Thomas Hobbes
witty character comedy
This is one of his most human and most amusing and witty novels. The characters are very Indian. I decided that I wanted to do a comedy, so this was just the right one. Thomas Kretschmann
witty humorous heart
Curiosity, that's what kills us. Not muggers or all that bullshit about the ozone layer. It's our own hearts and minds. Woody Allen
witty humorous bird
I can levitate birds. No one cares. Woody Allen
witty humorous thinking
What if the worst is true? What if there's no God, and you only go around once, and that's it? Don't you want to be a part of the experience? You know, what the hell? It's not all a drag, and I'm thinking to myself: Geez! I should stop ruining my life searching for answers I'm never gonna get and just enjoy it while it lasts. And, you know, after-who knows? Maybe there is something, nobody really knows. I know that maybe is a very slim reed to hang your whole life on, but that's the best we have. Woody Allen
witty falling-in-love children
You will notice that what we are aiming at when we fall in love is a very strange paradox. The paradox consists of the fact that, when we fall in love, we are seeking to re-find all or some of the people to whom we were attached as children. On the other hand, we ask our beloved to correct all of the wrongs that these early parents or siblings inflicted upon us. So that love contains in it the contradiction: The attempt to return to the past and the attempt to undo the past. Woody Allen
witty humorous brain
My brain? That's my second favorite organ. Woody Allen