Famous Quotes & Sayings

Tim Dorsey

...And another item from the growing file of people who voluntarily wear dunce caps... You'll be talking cordially to someone and make an offhand reference, 'I recently read where--' and they'll cut you off and say, 'Oh, I don't read'... This is a tragedy on so many different levels. First, because they don't read, they don't know enough to keep it to themselves. Next, and this is the most amazing part, they use a demeaning tone like I'm the stupid one for wasting time with books.

Tibor Fischer

No amount of intelligence can save you from stupidity.

Sam Donaldson

The President's very shrewd

Sam Ewing

On every commercial flight, the traveler is told, "Your seat cushion can be used as a flotation device". The question is, why doesn't the plane just become a boat?

Tamora Pierce

Either i've turned stupid, or life's turned hard.

Tamora Pierce

She would have kissed him, if she kissed stupid men.

T Bone Burnett

I'm not stupid enough to want to be famous. But I would like to be able to earn a living playing music.

Sylvia Plath

Sometimes I feel so stupid and dull and uncreative that I am amazed when people tell me differently.

Ron White

We have hearing aids in order to fix our ears. We have lasik surgery in order to fix our eyes. People ... you can't fix stupid!

Ron White

You can't fix stupid.

Ron White

You can't fix stupid. There's not a pill you can take, or a class you can go to.

Rupert Grint

I do, kind of, spend a lot. And just on stupid things. Because I don't really know what to do. What are you supposed to do? Um. It just seems like way too much. We don't deserve it, at all, for what we do.

Rumi

Here is a relationship booster that is guaranteed to work: Every time your spouse or lover says something stupid make your eyes light up as if you just heard something brilliant.

Tom Robbins

In general, I've found female protagonists more intriguing to work with than males. I cherish women and have always preferred their company, reveling in their perfumes, their contours, their finer-grained sensibilities, lunar intuitions, nurturing instincts and relatively unfettered emotions--although I'm certainly not unaware that there are plenty of neurotic, uptight, stupid women in the world.

Tom Robbins

Dreamily the Princess stood up. "I'm not sure if I can walk," she said. "Then I'll carry you." "Is that what love is?" "I no longer know what love is. A week ago I had a lot of ideas. What love is and how to make it stay. Now that I'm in love, I haven't a clue. Now that I'm in love, I'm completely stupid on the subject.

Tom Robbins

Now that I'm in love, I haven't a clue. Now that I'm in love, I'm completely stupid on the subject.

Tom Felton

You do that stupid thing at 12 years old when you say something and it kind of sticks with you for the rest of your life. So, I believe I said I wanted to be a fishery manager. In hindsight, I think acting could be a better route.

Tom Ford

I thought I was fabulous and everyone else was stupid.

Toni Cade Bambara

We have not been scuffling in this waste-howling wildness for the right to be stupid.

Tommy Smothers

I'm an American, I don't have to see something to know it's stupid!

Tommy Shaw

I never did heroin, because I thought that meant I was doing heavy drugs, which shows you the insanity of doing drugs. I probably should have done heroin, because I understand heroin actually makes you feel good. Cocaine just makes you stupid.

Steve Madden

I am guilty of stupidity, arrogance, and greed.

Steve Lacy

I've performed solo for 20 years now, but I don't do much of it, because if you only play alone, you go crazy and out of tune and play foolish music.

Thomas Carlyle

A frightful dialect for the stupid, the pedant and dullard sort.

Thomas Carlyle

The archenemy is the arch stupid!

Tony La Russa

You can be stupid once, but idiotic to do it again. I'll settle for being stupid

Tommy Lee Jones

Ethnic stereotypes are boring and stressful and sometimes criminal. It's just not a good way to think. It's non-thinking. It's stupid and destructive.

Tommy Hilfiger

I had no confidence at school. I was not a good student and I really thought I was pretty stupid. Just dumb.

Tom Snyder

People want a result. Immigrant voters aren't stupid, and they're going to know who's on their side.

Steven Hall

A cat is a responsibility after all. And feeding and keeping and caring about a stupid fat cat isn't much, isn't much in the entirety of what counts for being a person and the huge range of what people do,but it is something. It is something and it's something that's warm and that I still have.

Steve Ballmer

500 dollars? Fully subsidized? With a plan? I said that is the most expensive phone in the world. And it doesn't appeal to business customers because it doesn't have a keyboard. Which makes it not a very good email machine.

Steve Ballmer

"Developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers...."

Stephen Hopkins

I have an adult emotional life and an editing system inside me which prevents me from being preposterously stupid.