Paul Rodriguez
Paul Rodriguez
Paul Rodriguezis a Mexican-American stand-up comedian and actor...
NationalityMexican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth19 January 1955
CityCuliacan, Mexico
CountryMexico
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Whats wrong about eating cows? What do you think god made them for? Their big, their stupid, their delicious. You want more reasons? I never met an animal more prepared to die than a cow. Next time you go to the farm look at a cow in the eyes, it is begging you for a bullet.
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We're talking about champions when there were real weight classes, too. Now, you can have a light lunch and be eligible to fight for a title in a heavier division.
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It's like a dream coming true, ... So when you actually accomplish it, you almost don't know how to react. You imagined you'd run up and down the street screaming, but you're just stunned instead. Like, 'Is this real?'
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Everybody really needs to laugh, ... If you don't laugh, you're not going to live long.
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It's a very complex bill, so we're going to take some time to examine it. But we look forward to working with Chairman Barton on these issues.
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It's a very labor intensive process. Our current operation is to flood that hold area and drown out the fire, but it's going to take some time to fill it with water.
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Those are adult magazines. Anybody can own them, ... It doesn't prove the charge.
Everybody really needs to laugh... If you don't laugh, you're not going to live long.
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We would hope ... that he doesn't sleep with children anymore, ... He just has to be careful how he conducts himself around children.
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I think it is awesome that we get to recognize the different schools. I think it put a greater bond in us right now.
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I'm a real shy guy. I don't really talk at all. My dad is the opposite, ... I see how he handles himself with fans, so I just kind of subconsciously took notes. Sometimes I see myself, and I'm like 'Whoa, this is how my dad acts.'
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What?s wrong about eating cows? What do you think god made them for? Their big, their stupid, their delicious. You want more reasons? I never met an animal more prepared to die than a cow. Next time you go to the farm look at a cow in the eyes, it is begging you for a bullet.
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Animals don't have anyone to protect them. If we don't stand up, the people who are harming animals will never get stopped.