Famous Quotes & Sayings

Bruce Coville

Hey, Geekoid!" yelled Duncan Dougal, "Why do you read so much? Don't you know how to watch TV?

Brian Regan

It’s good to be here. I’m just trying to go through life without looking stupid. It’s not working out too well.

Brian Regan

If Einstein was so smart how come people only call you 'Einstein' when you do something really stupid ?

Brian Regan

The ultimate objective [of comedy] is to get a laugh, so if you can get a laugh off the fact that you did not get a laugh, then you've kinda saved the moment. Other professions don't have that luxury. You don't want to hear a brain surgeon say, "Man, am I so stupid! I cut on the wrong side of your head!!"

Bruce Springsteen

You ride in a limousine the first time, it's a big thrill but after that it's just a stupid car.

Brian Setzer

Elvis is not so difficult as Johnny Cash because his voice is so distinctive. If you try to copy Johnny Cash, it's just going to sound dumb.

Brian K. Vaughan

Violence is stupid. Even as a last resort, it only ever begets more of the same.

Brian Bosworth

When you're 20, we all make stupid and impulsive decisions.

Jane Jacobs

Power is supposed to be so corrupt. I don't think it's so much corrupt, in the usual sense of the word, as stupid and unrealistic. The more power a person has, the further he gets from reality.

Jamie Hewlett

It's wonderful to find cultures that are historically still intact, as opposed to a lot of Western cultures which seem to me to be slowly dying, stuck in celebrity illness or stupidity.

Jamie Hewlett

Everybody thinks that 2-D is Damon, but none of the characters are based on any of us. 2-D is the classic stupid pretty boy singer. He's the fall guy, the stooge. Everyone takes the piss out of him. He had a car accident where he went through the windscreen and ended up with two bumps on his head. It knocked some cool into him

Jamie Farr

The face and the actor is great, but if you were to start out and you said, My name is Humphrey, somebody would punch you out, because that's a stupid name to have.

Jamie Dimon

Just because we're stupid doesn't mean everybody else was.

Jamie Dimon

Don't do anything stupd. And don't waste money. Let everybody else waste money and do stupid things; then we'll buy them.

Blaise Pascal

Justice and truth are too such subtle points that our tools are too blunt to touch them accurately.

Billie Joe Armstrong

If journalists ask you again and again about the same bands, you'll end up saying you hate them just because you're so fed up with being asked all those stupid questions.

Billie Joe Armstrong

I think the little bush is a bit stupid and more or less the puppet of his old man.

Billie Joe Armstrong

Punk is always something that's going to be with us and to try and explain that would be stupid at this point.

Billy Bob Thornton

Reality shows are usually created by people doing and saying stupid things.

Billy Bob Thornton

You can get famous for doing something stupid and empty, but you do something stupid and empty and you're already famous, you lose your career.

Bill Hicks

Truly, the only stupid people I've ever met, the most absolutely clueless, are the very people that produce television.

Bill Hicks

Shut up! Go back to bed, America. Your government is in control. Here's Love Connection. Watch this and get fat and stupid.

Chris Cornell

Led Zeppelin is just a bunch of stupid idiots who wrote cool riffs.

Chris Cornell

If I'm going to go out to be a solo artist, it's because I want to do something different without having to wait on someone else's schedule or hobbies or be limited by other people's prejudices. I'd be kind of stupid not to exercise that.

Denis Diderot

The arbitrary rule of a just and enlightened prince is always bad. His virtues are the most dangerous and the surest form of seduction: they lull a people imperceptibly into the habit of loving, respecting, and serving his successor, whoever that successor may be, no matter how wicked or stupid.

Demetri Martin

I can always tell how stupid someone is by how certain they are about what they're saying.

Demetri Martin

There are two kinds of jackets - reversible, and reversible but it's hard to zipper up and it looks really stupid.

Dean Koontz

Human beings can always be relied upon to exert, with vigor, their God-given right to be stupid.

Daniel Ellsberg

We were young, we were foolish, we were arrogant, but we were right.

Daniel Handler

I was stupid, the official descriptive phrase for happy.

Daniel Handler

The file clanked against me, my stupid idea nobody would have gotten had I ever done it. You even wouldn't have gotten it, Ed, I thought, watching her go. It's why we broke up, so here it is. Ed, how could you?

Daniel Handler

Twenty-six,” you said. “One for each day we’ve been together, Min.”Somebody oohed. Somebody shushed them. “And I hope that someday I’ll do another something stupid and I’ll have to say it a million times because that’s how long it’ll be, together with you, Min. With you.

Damon Runyon

Life is tough, and it's really tough when you're stupid.