Quotes about stupid
stupid holiday weekend
If all our national holidays were observed on Wednesdays, we could wind up with nine-day weekends. George Carlin
stupid people dying
Most of the time people feel okay. Probably it's because at the moment they're not actually dying.
stupid people catholic
I used to be Irish Catholic. Now I'm an American - you know, you grow.
stupid fighting blow
You can't fight City Hall, but you can goddamn sure blow it up.
stupid people faster
Don Ho can sign autographs 3.4 times faster than Efrem Zimbalist Jr.
stupid people bread
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
stupid crazy men
The main reason women are crazy, is that men are stupid.
stupid people cop
If the cops didn't see it, I didn't do it!
stupid people next
No one knows what's next, but everybody does it.
stupid party cat
If you've got a cat and a leg, you've got a happy cat. If you've got a cat and two legs, you've got a party.
stupid people bleeding
Whoever coined the term "Buyer Beware" was probably bleeding from the asshole.
stupid hockey boxing
Boxing is a more sophisticated form of hockey.
stupid thinking people
Do you think Sammy Davis ate Junior Mints?
stupid fall people
I don't have a fear of heights. I do, however, have a fear of falling from heights.
stupid hero people
As soon as someone is identified as an unsung hero, he no longer is.
stupid boys organization
I never joined the Boy Scouts. I don't trust any organization that has a handbook.
stupid people god-bless
God bless the homicidal maniacs. They make life worthwhile.
stupid people guy
I've never seen a homeless guy with a bottle of Gatorade.
stupid doors people
If a movie is described as a romantic comedy, you can usually find me next door playing pinball.
stupid stupid-people people
Hooray for most things!
stupid america people
In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.
stupid stupid-people people
So far, this is the oldest I've been.
stupid people uniforms
If it requires a uniform, it's a worthless endeavor.
stupid past stupid-people
The future will soon be a thing of the past.
stupid people messages
And now, in the interest of equal time, here is a message from the National
stupid people hearing
Beethoven was so hard of hearing, he thought he was a painter.
stupid people clients
Have you ever noticed that the lawyer always smiles more than the client?
stupid stupid-people people
"No comment" is a comment.
stupid thinking law
I don't like to think of laws as rules you have to follow, but more as suggestions.
stupid people sometimes
One thing leads to another? Not always. Sometimes one thing leads to the same thing. Ask an addict.
stupid tired people
One great thing about getting old is that you can get out of all sorts of social obligations just by saying you're too tired.
stupid people theft
Property is theft. Nobody "owns" anything. When you die, it all stays here.
stupid listening world
By and large, Americans close their ears to anything not in English. That's stupid because there's some great music around the world that we should be listening to. Gene Simmons