Famous Quotes & Sayings

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you have every episode of Hee Haw on tape.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car hood.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your most expensive shoes have numbers on the heels.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your birth announcement included the word rug rat.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your favorite T-shirt is offensive in thirteen states.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you use a radiator hose to fix your kitchen sink.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if taking a dip has nothing to do with water.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your bumper sticker says, My other car is a combine.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you're turned on by a woman who can field dress a deer.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you saved lots of money on your honeymoon by going deer hunting.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your momma gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your Momma would rather go the racetrack than the Kennedy Center.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you grow Vidalia onions, rather than considering them a gourmet item.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you entire family has ever sat around waiting for a call from the governor to spare a loved one.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you own all the components of soap on a rope except the soap.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if Exxon and Conoco have offered you royalties for your hair.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if the best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the shade.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards since Smokey and the Bandit was snubbed for best picture.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you refer to the time you won a free case of oil as the day my ship came in.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your primary source of income is the pawn shop.

Jeff Foxworthy

If your biggest tax deduction was bail money, you might be a redneck.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house.

Chris Kyle

Im not a redneck, Im from Texas.

I don't need to be Kareem (Abdul-Jabbar) or (James) Worthy or nothing like that. I can see white and red so I'm good. I'll be fine.

Harold Ramis

I met someone who said they'd figured out my genre: "madcap redemption comedy." I'll buy that.

Jaime King

I'm not a big heel person anyways, I'll wear them on the red carpet, but I've always been the one who loves loafers and brogues.

Jackie DeShannon

Elvis was, at least the times I was around him, Elvis was a practical joker. He was always, had some little mischievous something going.

Jackie DeShannon

I think to just single out a highlight of Elvis's career is pretty much impossible. As far as being a fan of his, a lifetime fan, there were just too many highlights.

Jeaniene Frost

You're my Red Reaper, and I've missed you terribly.

Jackson Browne

Eleven on a scale of ten, honey, let me introduce you to my redneck friend.

Christopher Hitchens

'WASP' is the only ethnic term that is in fact a term of class, apart from redneck, which is another word for the same group but who are in the lower social strata, so it's inexplicably tied up with social standing and culture and history in a way that the other hyphenations just are not.