Quotes about pun
punchlines jokes
The joke is, we all have the same punchline. Chuck Palahniuk
punk punk-rock music-is
Music is music; you can't change rock and say well this is punk rock and this is acid rock or rockabilly. Chuck Berry
punishment sin guilty
And ultimately, If you sin against an infinitely holy and eternal God, you are infinitely guilty and worthy of eternal punishment. David Platt
punish
This is our system. It's the only way we can punish them.
punishment recruiting schools smallest teams unfair
It is unfair to us and now we are one of the smallest teams in double-A. Other schools have been recruiting and we see it as a punishment because of other schools.
punch
There's not a day where he just comes out to punch a clock. Sylvester Croom
punishment voice feelings
Never yet were the feelings and instincts of our nature violated with impunity; never yet was the voice of conscience silenced without retribution. Anna Jameson
pundits talking washington
The pundits in Washington have been talking about me as the front-runner for a long time, Howard Dean
punishment wife domestic-violence
...when a wife wouldn't testify, little punishment was meted out. Alex came to understand that only those who pressed charges ever became truly free, because the life they were leading was a prison, even if most of them wouldn't admit it. Nicholas Sparks
punishment forgiving finals
Make your way to death row and speak with the tragic victims of criminality. As they prepare to make their pathetic walk to the electric chair, their hopeless cry is that society will not forgive. Capital punishment is society's final assertion that it will not forgive. Martin Luther King, Jr.
punishment
The Wolfe must dye in his owne skinne. George Herbert
punishment way pin-up-girl
If you're going to do something wrong, do it big, because the punishment is the same either way. Jayne Mansfield
pundits stage standing
All the pundits and D.C. insiders thought I'd never be standing on the main stage. I am and I'm going to stay there. Carly Fiorina
punishment history wicked
As one reads history ... one is absolutely sickened, not by the crimes that the wicked have committed, but by the punishments that the good have inflicted. Oscar Wilde
punishment self abandoned
There is no greater punishment than that of being abandoned to one's self. Pasquier Quesnel
punishment issues battle
If you are willing to take the punishment, you're halfway through the battle. That the issues may be trivial, the battle ugly, is another point. Lillian Hellman
punishment mirrors glutton-for-punishment
Gussie, a glutton for punishment, stared at himself in the mirror. P. G. Wodehouse
punishment bears sin
Indulgent gods, grant me to sin once with impunity. That is sufficient. Let a second offence bear its punishment. Ovid
punishment bitterness delay
Death is less bitter punishment than death's delay. Ovid
punishment prison crime
The punishment can be remitted; the crime is everlasting. Ovid
punishment abortion birth
No punishment for women who have partial birth abortions. Mitt Romney
punishment hands justice
The only thing that we have earned at the hands of perfect justice is perfect punishment. R. C. Sproul
punishment expectations soul
With every one, the expectation of a misfortune constitutes a dreadful, punishment. Suffering then assumes the proportions of the unknown, which is the soul's infinite. Honore de Balzac
punishment mind use
To rule by fettering the mind through fear of punishment in another world is just as base as to use force. Hypatia
punishment trials merciful
Allah is Most Merciful even when He sends us trials, for even His punishment is for our own good. Omar Suleiman
punishment crime familiar
The work of eradicating crimes is not by making punishment familiar, but formidable. Oliver Goldsmith
punishment limits retribution
There are some duties we owe even to those who have wronged us. There is, after all, a limit to retribution and punishment. Marcus Tullius Cicero
punishment equal offence
Let the punishment be equal with the offence. [Lat., Noxiae poena par esto.] Marcus Tullius Cicero
punishment should
Anger should never appear in awarding punishment. Marcus Tullius Cicero
punishment offense
Let the punishment be proportionate to the offense. Marcus Tullius Cicero
punishment argument fit
My argument is not that I shouldn't have been punished, but that the punishment didn't fit the crime. Kevin Mitnick
punishment risk drug
It's actually a smarter crime because imagine if you rob a bank, or you're dealing drugs. If you get caught you're going to spend a lot of time in custody. But with hacking, it's much easier to commit the crime and the risk of punishment is slim to none. Kevin Mitnick
punishment rewards
Service without reward is punishment. George Herbert