Famous Quotes & Sayings

Roy Blount, Jr.

Ham's substantial, ham is fat. Ham is firm and sound. Ham's what God was getting at When He made pigs so round.

Philip Emeagwali

The labs were happy that I was brave enough to attempt to program it and the $5 million computer was left entirely to my use. I was their human guinea pig.

Peter Straub

What would be frightening about me jumping out of the bush wearing a pig mask is not the sudden surprise, not me, and not the pig mask, but that the ordinary world had split open for a moment to reveal some possibility never previously considered.

Scott Lynch

Are you smarter than a pig, Locke?” “On occasion,” said Locke. “There are contrary opinions.

Suzanne Collins

Suddenly I am furious, that with my life on the line, they don’t even have the decency to pay attention to me. That I’m being upstaged by a dead pig.

Tony Robbins

I've got a mission to help people improve and massively change their lives and create breakthroughs, so I'm always looking for them and I'm the first guinea pig.

Robert A. Heinlein

A fool cannot be protected from his folly. If you attempt to do so, you will not only arouse his animosity but also you will be attempting to deprive him of whatever benefit he is capable of deriving from experience. Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig.

Scott Weiland

Processed pig is white trash meat. Some people call it Spam.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

A Judge may be a farmer; but he is not to geld his own pigs.

We got a lot of pig to cover.

Rick Riordan

If you're heading downtown from Centeral Park, my advice is to take the subway. Flying pigs are faster but way more dangerous

Rick Riordan

Before I could figure out how to apologize for being such an idiot, she tackled me with a hug, then pulled away just as quickly. "I'm glad you're not a guinea pig." "Me, too." I hoped my face wasn't as red as it felt.

Sandra Bullock

I have no desire to maintain a lifestyle. I am a horrible celebrity. If I am out in public I dress like a pig.

Robert Ley

When a Russian pig has to be beaten, it would be the ordinary German worker who would have to do it.

Roald Dahl

The little pig began to pray But Wolfie blew his house away. He shouted, "Bacon, Pork, and Ham! Oh what a lucky wolf I am!" And though he ate the pig quite fast, He carefully kept the tail till last.

Richard Krajicek

I may have exaggerated a bit when I said that 80 per cent of the top 100 women are fat pigs. What I meant to say was 75 per cent of the top 100 women are fat pigs

Richard Dawkins

With respect to those meanings of 'human' that are relevant to the morality of abortion, any fetus is less human than an adult pig,

Tori Spelling

I would eat healthy at times and pig out at times. But I never had to go on a strict diet plan.

Robert Jordan

A pig painted gold is still a pig.

Robert Jordan

Even fools say something worthwhile now and again. Even a blind pig finds an acorn sometimes.

Vladimir Putin

I'd rather not deal with such questions, because anyway it's like shearing a pig - lots of screams but little wool.

Sophie Kinsella

We're playing Scrabble. It's a nightmare." "Scrabble?" He sounds surprised. "Scrabble's great." "Not when you're playing with a family of geniuses, it's not. They all put words like 'iridiums'. And I put 'pig'.

Jeremy Clarkson

It couldn't pull a greased stick out of a pig's bottom

Jeff Foxworthy

I talked to Larry the Cable Guy the other day. Larry's made more money than 10 people should ever make in a lifetime. He was excited because he'd gone over to the livestock auction and bought 20 new feeder pigs.

Jessye Norman

Pigeon-holes are only comfortable for pigeons.

Jim Harbaugh

I was and still am happier than a pig in slop.

Jasper Fforde

How many people want to read about three disreputable pigs and a dopey wolf with a disposition towards house demolition?

Ernest Hemingway

I am like a blind pig when I work.

George Sutherland

A nuisance may be merely a right thing in the wrong place like a pig in the parlor instead of the barnyard.

George Orwell

Between pigs and human beings there was not and there need not be any clash of interest whatsoever.

Fats Waller

Grab your pig's feet, bread, and gin, there's plenty in the kitchen. I wonder what the poor people are eating tonight?

Eugene O'Neill

Irish as a Paddy's pig.

Florynce Kennedy

Nail polish or false eyelashes isn't politics. If you have good politics, what you wear is irrelevant. I don't take dictation from the pig-o-cratic style setters who say I should dress like a middle-aged lady. My politics don't depend on whether my tits are in or out of a bra.