Famous Quotes & Sayings

E. B. White

Fern was up at daylight, trying to rid the world of injustice. As a result, she now has a pig. A small one to be sure, but nevertheless a pig. It just shows what can happen if a person gets out of bed promptly.

Ann Richards

You can put lipstick and earrings on a hog and call it Monique, but it's still a pig.

Chuck Palahniuk

A male chauvinist pig isn't born, he's made, and more and more of them are being made by women.

Ambrose Bierce

TRICHINOSIS, n. The pig's reply to proponents of porcophagy.

Alexander McCall Smith

Who can't like pigs? They're wonderful creatures! I've always liked pigs.

E. Howard Hunt

So the reason that the Bay of Pigs failed was that the original promise made by Eisenhower was not kept by the subsequent Administration. It allowed hostile air to wipe out the approaching invasion force.

Don Murray

Process can not be inferred from product any more than a pig can be inferred from a sausage.

Confucius

The rich fool is like a pig that is choked by its own fat.

Andy Rooney

Women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

Ashley Monroe

I always sang when I was little-bitty girl. I sang all the time. And then I'm from Knoxville, Tennessee, so I sang in a show at Pigeon Forge, Tennessee. You know, they have all those variety shows where Dollywood is. And I sang there and yodeled and clogged, but I never wrote my own songs.

Alan Alda

You can watch actors create their illusions, but if you don't see where they get the pigeons from, you don't really know how they're doing it.

We come to these races every year. It's just fun. Where else can you go to see pigs race?

William Shakespeare

Thou frothy tickle-brained hedge-pig!

Betty Friedan

He's a male chauvinistic piglet.

William Shakespeare

Here comes Monseiur Le Beau. Rosalind: With his mouth full of news. Celia: Which he will put on us, as pigeons feed their young. Rosalind: Then shall we be news-crammed. Celia: All the better; we shall be the more marketable.

Bertrand Russell

It appeared to me that the dignity of which human existence is capable is not attainable by devotion to the mechanism of life , and that unless contemplation of eternal things is preserved, mankind will become no better than well-fed pigs.

William Shakespeare

This fellow pecks up wit, as pigeons peas; And utters it again when God doth please: He is wit's pedler; and retails his wares...

Holly Madison

I love chicken fingers, I love French fries. I love desserts. I'm not just into dessert or just into savoury food. I love it all. I'm a pig. I love food. So it takes a lot of discipline to eat healthy.

Jose Saramago

If I could repeat my childhood, I would repeat it exactly as it was, with the poverty, the cold, little food, with the flies and pigs, all that.

Jorja Fox

The reason the contracts are so long is because actors are very spontaneous; we may want to do Shakespeare one day and be Porky Pig the next!

John Howard

You can't fatten the pig on market day.

Jeremy Clarkson

It couldn't pull a greased stick out of a pig's bottom

Ernest Hemingway

I am like a blind pig when I work.

Florynce Kennedy

Nail polish or false eyelashes isn't politics. If you have good politics, what you wear is irrelevant. I don't take dictation from the pig-o-cratic style setters who say I should dress like a middle-aged lady. My politics don't depend on whether my tits are in or out of a bra.

Flannery O'Connor

Being a Georgia author is a rather specious dignity, on the same order as, for the pig, being a Talmadge ham.

James Cromwell

Pigs may not be as cuddly as kittens or puppies, but they suffer just as much.

Jim Harbaugh

I was and still am happier than a pig in slop.

Jeff Foxworthy

I talked to Larry the Cable Guy the other day. Larry's made more money than 10 people should ever make in a lifetime. He was excited because he'd gone over to the livestock auction and bought 20 new feeder pigs.

Jessye Norman

Pigeon-holes are only comfortable for pigeons.

George Sutherland

A nuisance may be merely a right thing in the wrong place like a pig in the parlor instead of the barnyard.

George Orwell

Between pigs and human beings there was not and there need not be any clash of interest whatsoever.

Fats Waller

Grab your pig's feet, bread, and gin, there's plenty in the kitchen. I wonder what the poor people are eating tonight?

Eugene O'Neill

Irish as a Paddy's pig.