Famous Quotes & Sayings

Chris Farley

I was in the Pritikin Center in Santa Monica once, trying to lose 30 or 40 pounds in a month. I'd work... on a treadmill and with the weights, but it was driving me nuts. So I escaped. Tom Arnold picked me up and we went to Le Dome and had tons of desserts.

Dick Van Dyke

I was a 'Laurel and Hardy' nut. I got to know Laurel at the end of his life, and it was a great thrill for me. He left me his bow tie and derby and told me that if they ever made a movie about him, he'd want me to play him.

Edward Abbey

Reincarnation? There is such a thing. What could be more Mozartian than the Nutcracker Suite?

Eddie Van Halen

Sometimes I just want to lick David Lee Roth in the nuts

Abdul Qadeer Khan

I am not a madman or a nut.

Aaron Eckhart

The F.B.I. is about nuts and bolts. It's all about witnesses and procedure and walking the streets.

Jill Abramson

I'm a huge dog nut - giant, giant.

She didn't seem like a right-wing nut or anything like that.

Hannah Kearney

One of my favorite snacks is Chobani yogurt with Bear Naked granola, because it has all the nutrients I need; it's all-natural, and it has a lot of protein.

Charles Stross

Christmas: the one time of year when you can’t avoid the nuts in your family muesli.

Akshay Kumar

It drives me nuts how I rely on my wife for everything. I can't imagine a day without her!

David Cunliffe

I want to get down to the nuts and bolts of what is actually going to change to lift New Zealands economic performance.

Dave Barry

The reason it's called "Grape Nuts" is that it contains "dextrose," which is also sometimes called "grape sugar," and also because "Grape Nuts" is catchier, in terms of marketing, than "A Cross Between Gerbil Food and Gravel," which is what it tastes like.

Dick Cavett

There is something about a Luger that separates it from all other handguns, and Luger devotees and Luger society members speak of it in romantic terms that must sound plain nuts to those who consider themselves level-headed.

Dennis Miller

Some people like M&Ms plain, and some people like them with nuts.

Bob Saget

I can't do negative, needy, or narcissistic anymore. Oh wait, I can still do the last one, aw nuts.

Bob Saget

I'm a believer that when one door closes another one opens. But why does the one opening always hit me full-speed-knob-first into my nuts?

Bill Maher

There's a new iPad out...People are going nuts for this thing...And, today, Mitt Romney said, 'It's a flat piece of white plastic. If you can love it, why not me?'

Aimee Bender

You try, you seem totally nuts, you go underground.

Bess Truman

Now about those ghosts. I'm sure they're here and I'm not half so alarmed at meeting up with any of them as I am at having to meet the live nuts I have to see every day.

Bertrand Russell

Experience has taught me a technique for dealing with such people [...] I counter the devotees of the Great Pyramid by adoration of the Sphinx; and the devotee of nuts by pointing out that hazelnuts and walnuts are as deleterious as other foods and only Brazil nuts should be tolerated. But when I was younger I had not yet acquired this technique, with the result that my contacts with cranks were sometimes alarming.

Bernard Hopkins

I'm 100 percent clean. I'm doing this off of nuts and bananas.

David Alan Basche

Frasier and Friends and Seinfeld, they all pissed each other off, said the wrong thing, drove each other nuts, but in the end, it turns out they'd do anything for their friends. TV Land has really found that formula.

Bobby Flay

When people pile seven things onto one burger, it drives me nuts!

Brian Regan

I have a friend who swears by food combinations - have you heard of this nonsense? She's nuts. She's like, 'You know what? You should eat food combinations, and that way you can eat whatever you want. It's just the combinations of how you put the food together.' And then her examples are like, 'You wouldn't want to eat steak and potatoes together, but you could have, like, a lemon rind and raisin skins - not the whole raisin, take the skins and steam them.

Aries Spears

How do you ask a woman to gargle your nuts?

Brock Yates

The early 1970s was a time when illegal acts were in style. Everybody was going nuts with causes, most of them against the law.

Bram Stoker

I'm a hard nut to crack, and I take it standing up.

Eli Wallach

And that movie was underrated - Nuts - because it deals with a terrible subject, but It's very well done.

Avi Arad

You can't make everybody happy.

Jane Velez-Mitchell

Theres no guilt in eating fruits, vegetables, nuts and grains.

Charles Bukowski

Belane, are you nuts?" Who knows? Insanity is comparative. Who sets the norm?

Having shown that the nut can be cracked, this has set some sort of precedent.