Famous Quotes & Sayings

Amy Poehler

New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin said that New Orleans, when rebuilt, will be a chocolate city. And he will be the delicious nut in the center.

Jane Velez-Mitchell

Theres no guilt in eating fruits, vegetables, nuts and grains.

Bram Stoker

I'm a hard nut to crack, and I take it standing up.

Brian Regan

I have a friend who swears by food combinations - have you heard of this nonsense? She's nuts. She's like, 'You know what? You should eat food combinations, and that way you can eat whatever you want. It's just the combinations of how you put the food together.' And then her examples are like, 'You wouldn't want to eat steak and potatoes together, but you could have, like, a lemon rind and raisin skins - not the whole raisin, take the skins and steam them.

Aries Spears

How do you ask a woman to gargle your nuts?

Brock Yates

The early 1970s was a time when illegal acts were in style. Everybody was going nuts with causes, most of them against the law.

Bobby Flay

When people pile seven things onto one burger, it drives me nuts!

Eli Wallach

And that movie was underrated - Nuts - because it deals with a terrible subject, but It's very well done.

Avi Arad

You can't make everybody happy.

Charles Bukowski

Belane, are you nuts?" Who knows? Insanity is comparative. Who sets the norm?

Jane Campion

I had this spooky psychological thing about 'The Piano' before it began, which was how everybody was going to go nuts on the set. Because a film tends to set up the way people are going to behave.

Dick Cavett

There is something about a Luger that separates it from all other handguns, and Luger devotees and Luger society members speak of it in romantic terms that must sound plain nuts to those who consider themselves level-headed.

Dennis Miller

Some people like M&Ms plain, and some people like them with nuts.

Charles Stross

Christmas: the one time of year when you can’t avoid the nuts in your family muesli.

Akshay Kumar

It drives me nuts how I rely on my wife for everything. I can't imagine a day without her!

David Alan Basche

Frasier and Friends and Seinfeld, they all pissed each other off, said the wrong thing, drove each other nuts, but in the end, it turns out they'd do anything for their friends. TV Land has really found that formula.

David Cunliffe

I want to get down to the nuts and bolts of what is actually going to change to lift New Zealands economic performance.

Dave Barry

The reason it's called "Grape Nuts" is that it contains "dextrose," which is also sometimes called "grape sugar," and also because "Grape Nuts" is catchier, in terms of marketing, than "A Cross Between Gerbil Food and Gravel," which is what it tastes like.

Bob Saget

I can't do negative, needy, or narcissistic anymore. Oh wait, I can still do the last one, aw nuts.

Bob Saget

I'm a believer that when one door closes another one opens. But why does the one opening always hit me full-speed-knob-first into my nuts?

Bill Maher

There's a new iPad out...People are going nuts for this thing...And, today, Mitt Romney said, 'It's a flat piece of white plastic. If you can love it, why not me?'

Bill Gates

If Africa seeks prosperity, it must provide for the health and nutrition of all - including the poorest.

Aimee Bender

You try, you seem totally nuts, you go underground.

Bess Truman

Now about those ghosts. I'm sure they're here and I'm not half so alarmed at meeting up with any of them as I am at having to meet the live nuts I have to see every day.

Bertrand Russell

Experience has taught me a technique for dealing with such people [...] I counter the devotees of the Great Pyramid by adoration of the Sphinx; and the devotee of nuts by pointing out that hazelnuts and walnuts are as deleterious as other foods and only Brazil nuts should be tolerated. But when I was younger I had not yet acquired this technique, with the result that my contacts with cranks were sometimes alarming.

Bernard Hopkins

I'm 100 percent clean. I'm doing this off of nuts and bananas.

Pete Carroll

I'm sure the place is going to be nuts -- it's a tremendous place to play,

J. J. Abrams

I will say that what’s been funny is, since the lightsaber’s come out, I cannot tell you how many contradictory emails I have received from people who have both defended it with unbelievably detailed graphicsI’ve gotten things that are nuts, and I’ve gotten people who’ve shown how it’ll kill you and how it doesn’t make any sense. It’s been the funniest thing to see the arguments that have developed over this thing.

Jack Nicholson

I guess this proves there are as many nuts in the Academy as anywhere else.

J. B. Smoove

Mel Gibson is losing it. I don't know how people still supporting this dude's movies like it's all good. That dude is nuts. All you gotta do is shut him down and don't support any of his movies.

Greg Gutfeld

Chris Matthews is so nuts that if he ate a snickers bar it would be cannibalism.

Disco-era nutrition standards don't make sense in 2006.

John Sandford

These characters are not spontaneous creations. They are engineered down to the last nut and bolt.