Famous Quotes & Sayings

Lisa Hoffman

Marriage is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important

Marriage is like a phonograph record. You get what you like on one side and take what you get on the other.

Miranda Lambert

Marriage is gonna be your stability through everything.

Jojo Moyes

Marriage is a decades-long experiment, conducted mostly in private; a test of will in the face of unexpected obstacles.

Marriage is a big deal. We're not ready to settle down.

Helen Rowland

Marriage is a bargain, and somebody has to get the worst of the bargain.

Bob Hope

I've been married fifty-five years and I've been home three weeks.

Betty Ford

When I say we've had an ideal marriage, I'm not just talking about physical attraction, which I can imagine can wear pretty thin if it's all a couple has built on. We've had that and a whole lot more.

Bill Gates

In my parents I saw a model where they were really always communicating, doing things together. They were really kind of a team. I wanted some of that magic myself.

Carl Jung

Seldom, or perhaps never, does a marriage develop into an individual relationship smoothly and without crises; there is no coming to consciousness without pain.

Carl Jung

Conflicts create the fire of affects and emotions; and like every fire it has two aspects: that of burning and that of giving light.

Richie Sambora

A band is like a marriage, and if you're in a marriage with someone, and you lose yourself in that marriage, the relationship is over, really.

Nicole Richie

I would never put my own personal marriage on television,

Publilius Syrus

You'll repent if you marry, and repent if you don't.

Bertrand Russell

A marriage is likely to be called happy if neither party ever expected to get much happiness out of it.

Bertrand Russell

Many a marriage hardly differs from prostitution, except being harder to escape from.

I was married for 20 years, and now I'm nervous,

William Shakespeare

A contract of eternal bond of love, Confirm'd by mutual joinder of your hands, Arrested by the holy close of lips, Strength'ned by the interchangement of your rings, And all the ceremony of this compact Seal'd in my function, by my testimony.

William Shakespeare

A light wife doth make a heavy husband.

E. W. Howe

To avoid mistakes and regrets, always consult your wife before engaging in a flirtation.

Ann Romney

Well you know, I think a lot of us in marriage know that you play different roles at different times. And Mitt can get very intense, and I can have the ability to kind of talk him off the rails sometimes and say, 'Hey let's look at what is really important and let's do that now.'

Jimmy Carter

I've never won an argument with my wife; and the only time I thought I had I found out the argument wasn't over yet.

James Madison

[Exchange] the galling burden of bachelorship for the easy yoke of matrimony.

Joe Rogan

Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends.

John Galsworthy

Society is built on marriage ... marriage and its consequences.

John Dos Passos

I never understood exactly why people get engaged--The only time I ever did the most disastrous things happened--but I feel that there's a great deal to be said for immediate matrimony always. If I once got started I'd probably have to become a mormon to cover my confusion. What I mean is that if he and she are crazy about each other it is sheer tempting God to stay apart, come what may. And if people arent crazy about each other being engaged wont help them.

John Donne

What gnashing is not a comfort, what gnawing of the worm is not a tickling, what torment is not a marriage bed to this damnation, to be secluded eternally, eternally, eternally from the sight of God?

John Osborne

Marriage is rather a silly habit.

John Berger

All weddings are similar, but every marriage is different.

Jimmy Swaggart

I'm knocking our pitiful, pathetic lawmakers. And I thank God that President Bush has stated, we need a Constitutional amendment that states that marriage is between a man and a woman.

George Ade

If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.

Garry Shandling

Was the Buddha married? His wife would say, "Are you just going to sit around like that all day?"

Garrison Keillor

Marriage, friends, is a lifelong feast; love is no light lunch.