Famous Quotes & Sayings

Miranda Lambert

Marriage is gonna be your stability through everything.

Jojo Moyes

Marriage is a decades-long experiment, conducted mostly in private; a test of will in the face of unexpected obstacles.

Marriage is a big deal. We're not ready to settle down.

Helen Rowland

Marriage is a bargain, and somebody has to get the worst of the bargain.

Publilius Syrus

You'll repent if you marry, and repent if you don't.

Sex outside marriage is sin; sex within marriage is not sin.

Olympism is the marriage of sport and culture.

Algernon Charles Swinburne

When I hear that a friend has fallen into matrimony, I feel the same sorrow as if I had heard of his lapsing into theism.

Alfred Kinsey

The male's difficulties in his sexual relations after marriage include a lack of facility, of ease, or of suavity in establishing rapport in a sexual situation.

Alec Baldwin

Marriage changes things because there's a lot more at stake. You can't get too toxic because you have to live together. No one can reach for the nuclear button too quickly.

Aldous Huxley

There are few who would not rather be taken in adultery than in provocation.

Albert Einstein

The concept of marriage must have been thought up by an unimaginative pig.

Colley Cibber

Oh! How many torments lie in the small circle of a wedding ring.

Diogenes

Young men not ought to marry yet, and old men never ought to marry at all.

Dick Martin

I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.

Dick Gregory

Political promises are much like marriage vows. They are made at the beginning of the relationship between candidate and voter, but are quickly forgotten.

Anna Nicole Smith

Marrying into money was not a good thing for me.

Anna Quindlen

The clearest explanation for the failure of any marriage is that the two people are incompatible; that is, that one is male and the other female.

Anna Quindlen

A safety net of small white lies can be the bedrock of a successful marriage. You wouldn't believe how cheaply I can do a kitchen renovation.

Anna Quindlen

I am a good friend to my husband. I have tried to make my marriage vows mean what they say. I show up. I listen. I try to laugh.

Alexander Pope

Grave authors say, and witty poets sing, That honest wedlock is a glorious thing.

Drew Barrymore

Both of my marriages have taught me the same lesson twice over really harsh: listen to your instincts. Don't be a people pleaser.

Don Herold

A woman's hair net tangled in a man's spectacles on top of the bedroom dresser.

Don Herold

An honourable agreement among men as to their conduct toward women, and it was devised by women.

Donald Hall

We learned how to love each other by loving together good things wholly outside each other.

Ann Landers

No one knows what a marriage is like except the two people in it - and sometimes one of them doesn't know.

Ann Landers

All marriages are happy, it's living together afterward that's tough.

Andrea Dworkin

We must refuse to submit to those institutions which are by definition sexist - marriage, the nuclear family, religions built on the myth of feminine evil.

Andrea Dworkin

The argument between wives and whores is an old one; each one thinking that whatever she is, at least she is not the other.

Sarah Parish

Marriage is hard, and it can be tough when you're both actors.

Aeschylus

When a match has equal partners then I fear not.

Aeschylus

The best by far is to marry in one's own rank.

Aeschylus

For the marriage bed ordained by fate for men and women is stronger than an oath and guarded by Justice.