Famous Quotes & Sayings

Colin Hanks

I've always been a big fan of comedy and sketch comedy, and I like to laugh, but you can't just be funny. You do have to work at it, and you have to try to know what your role is and when you can insert humor, or when it's best not to.

Dan Fogler

I'm a good audience in general, but it's hard to make me laugh.

Corrie Ten Boom

The devil smiles when we make plans. He laughs when we get too busy. But he trembles when we pray-especially when we pray together.

Dave Attell

I don't mind a crowd's not laughing; it's the groans that slow down the show.

Dave Attell

I have a lot of pot tendencies. I'm always late, I laugh for no reason, I watch Jeopardy! with the sound off and make up my own questions.

Dawn French

I love it when somebody makes me laugh - it's what attracts me to people.

David Spade

I'm scared of slipping up, of just doing a joke that makes me laugh.

Dan Brown

stand tall, smile bright, and let them wonder what secrets making you laugh!

Dane Cook

I'm glad that my parents missed one thing that was really unbelievable. They saw me hit this great success. It was a blast and we had a lot of laughs. And it was just an amazing time. They passed away. And then after I got, you know, famous, all these haters came out of nowhere.

Dane Cook

I was being chased by a giant crab. [Audience laughs] That's not funny.

Dane Cook

You have to learn the crowd. I just pay attention to them so I can make sure I can make them laugh.

Dane Cook

I don't laugh out loud at comics a lot.

Dane Cook

I'm going to hell, ah... but you're laughing, so you're coming.

Dane Cook

Jim Norton and Harland Williams always make me laugh.

Cyndi Lauper

You can laugh when I talk, but not when I sing.

David Levithan

It was a laugh that came from the tip of his toes, gaining force and soul as it traveled through his body and out into the world in mirthful bursts. There wasn't anything fake about it; it was an amusement park of a laugh, and when it appeared, you wanted to jump on board.

Angela Carter

The clown may be the source of mirth, but - who shall make the clown laugh?

Amy Ryan

I can really laugh at myself and make a fool out of myself.

Amy Schumer

The moments that make life worth living are when things are at their worst and you find a way to laugh.

Amy Sedaris

That's why I love improvisational theater so much - you do it [scene] once and then it's done. You don't get bogged down with a lot of preplanning and repetition. If I do something and it gets a laugh, I don't want to do it again. Why bother? I'm just repeating myself. It's boring.

Andy Serkis

I remember once, I read in a horoscope, because I'm an Aries, I read this terrible thing, which really affected me, which said, "You will never be original. You will always be an interpreter." (Laughs) I thought, "Oh my God." You know, I had to live with that on my back for [all my life].

Bryan Davis

His teammates were laughing at him when he fell, but he stood up and scored,

Kelly Hu

Being Asian where you're supposed to be more quiet and softer and I was always getting reprimanded for laughing to loud or speaking to loudly.

William Shakespeare

Now get you to my lady's chamber, and tell her, let her paint an inch thick, to this favour she must come; make her laugh at that.

William Shakespeare

His jest shall savour but a shallow wit, when thousands more weep than did laugh it.

William Shakespeare

A Loud Laugh Bespeaks a Vacant Mind!

Louis C. K.

I find that when people laugh really hard, it's usually because they're connecting and identifying in a way that they hadn't considered. That's my payoff.

Becca Fitzpatrick

You laugh, but you haven't seen me in a tux. Or maybe you don't like broad-shouldered guys with muscular chest and washboard abs?

B. B. King

The blues are three L's - living , loving and hopefully, laughing.

Carrie Chapman Catt

Parliaments have stopped laughing at woman suffrage, and politicians have begun to dodge! It is the inevitable premonition of coming victory.

Carl Reiner

Everybody wants to laugh - you know that. They need to laugh... people need to laugh.

Carl Reiner

Inviting people to laugh with you while you are laughing at yourself is a good thing to do. You may be a fool but you're the fool in charge.

Bette Davis

I have often seen an actor laugh off the stage, but I don't remember ever having seen one weep.