Famous Quotes & Sayings

Claude Chabrol

Films with a message just make me laugh.

Daniel Radcliffe

Sometimes you can't help but pay attention to what is written about you. You are trying not to because it's generally not constructive, it can be very funny, in which case it's fine to pay attention to it if you're going to laugh about it. But if it's going to get you angry then it's a pretty pointless waste of energy, so I try and be selective about what I take an interest in about myself.

Daniel Clowes

But they always just laugh off everything I say, when really I want absolutely nothing more than to destroy the world they live in and to watch them suffer, alone and miserable, trying to live in my world for a change!

Courteney Cox

I love that you can be laughing one minute and crying the next, and then be shocked the next. I like things that provoke emotions to such extremes.

Courteney Cox

Things that are really offensive make me laugh because I like things that push the envelope, go out on a limb, and are bold.

e. e. cummings

Here's to opening and upward... and to yourself and up with you and up with and up with laughing.

Donald Trump

Putin looks at her and he laughs. OK? He laughs. Putin. Putin looks at Hillary Clinton and he smiles.

Dave Attell

I don't mind a crowd's not laughing; it's the groans that slow down the show.

Dave Attell

I have a lot of pot tendencies. I'm always late, I laugh for no reason, I watch Jeopardy! with the sound off and make up my own questions.

Dawn French

I love it when somebody makes me laugh - it's what attracts me to people.

David Spade

I'm scared of slipping up, of just doing a joke that makes me laugh.

Dan Brown

stand tall, smile bright, and let them wonder what secrets making you laugh!

Dane Cook

I'm glad that my parents missed one thing that was really unbelievable. They saw me hit this great success. It was a blast and we had a lot of laughs. And it was just an amazing time. They passed away. And then after I got, you know, famous, all these haters came out of nowhere.

Dane Cook

I was being chased by a giant crab. [Audience laughs] That's not funny.

Dane Cook

You have to learn the crowd. I just pay attention to them so I can make sure I can make them laugh.

Dane Cook

I don't laugh out loud at comics a lot.

Dane Cook

I'm going to hell, ah... but you're laughing, so you're coming.

Dane Cook

Jim Norton and Harland Williams always make me laugh.

Cyndi Lauper

You can laugh when I talk, but not when I sing.

David Levithan

It was a laugh that came from the tip of his toes, gaining force and soul as it traveled through his body and out into the world in mirthful bursts. There wasn't anything fake about it; it was an amusement park of a laugh, and when it appeared, you wanted to jump on board.

Dick Gregory

Because you make me laugh don't make you a comic. A comedian is a person who, that's how they make their living.

Dick Gregory

Once I realised the value of making people laugh, I got very good at it. Fast.

Angela Carter

The clown may be the source of mirth, but - who shall make the clown laugh?

Amy Ryan

I can really laugh at myself and make a fool out of myself.

Amy Schumer

The moments that make life worth living are when things are at their worst and you find a way to laugh.

Amy Sedaris

That's why I love improvisational theater so much - you do it [scene] once and then it's done. You don't get bogged down with a lot of preplanning and repetition. If I do something and it gets a laugh, I don't want to do it again. Why bother? I'm just repeating myself. It's boring.

Andy Serkis

I remember once, I read in a horoscope, because I'm an Aries, I read this terrible thing, which really affected me, which said, "You will never be original. You will always be an interpreter." (Laughs) I thought, "Oh my God." You know, I had to live with that on my back for [all my life].

Anais Nin

I cheat him, I deceive him, yet the world does not sink in sulphur-colored mists. Madness conquers. I can no longer put my mosaics together. I just cry and laugh.

Alton Brown

Laughing brains are more absorbent.

Anne Frank

I do my best to please everybody, far more than they'd ever guess. I try to laugh it all off, because I don't want to let them see my trouble.

Anne Frank

There's one golden rule to keep before you: laugh about everything and don't bother yourself about the others!

Chuck Palahniuk

Most of the laugh tracks on television were recorded in the early 1950’s. These days, most of the people you hear laughing are dead.

Chuck Palahniuk

These days, most of the people you hear laughing are dead.