Famous Quotes & Sayings

William Shakespeare

A Loud Laugh Bespeaks a Vacant Mind!

Condoleezza Rice

I laugh almost everyday. I have a good sense of humor, so I'm always finding something funny.

Cody Linley

I'm pretty goofy, I'll do anything for a laugh.

Coco Lee

I'm sporty, active, bubbly, I like to make people laugh... I'm the jokester. But I'm also very traditional.

Cokie Roberts

Women rely on friends. ... That's where we draw sustenance and find safety. We can count on our women friends when we need a good laugh or a good cry.

Claudette Colbert

If I couldn't laugh, I'd rather die.

Colin Hanks

I've always been a big fan of comedy and sketch comedy, and I like to laugh, but you can't just be funny. You do have to work at it, and you have to try to know what your role is and when you can insert humor, or when it's best not to.

Dan Fogler

I'm a good audience in general, but it's hard to make me laugh.

Rick Baker

You are laughing at our police officers but I'm proud of them,

William Shakespeare

Were't not for laughing, I should pity him.

We don't take it seriously. It's like we are laughing the whole time. We are high-fiving each other on the way to the set in the limo.

Barry Humphries

When people laugh at me, they are not laughing in the way that they normally would at a comedian. They are laughing with relief, because the truth has been spoken, and political correctness has not strangled this particular gigastar.

Hal Roach

The important thing, once you get 'em laughing, is to keep 'em laughing until you're through. With a 90-minute feature, you've got to stop the laughter and then pick it up again, which is tough.

Alice Cooper

To me, if you are in the same building with Peter Sellers or John Cleese, or any of those guys and holding your own making other people laugh, that's a compliment.

Anne Lamott

If you want to make God laugh, tell her your plans.

Albert Brooks

I just like making people laugh, and buried in that I like to bring up topics and start discussions.

Albert Camus

I have a good, hearty laugh and an energetic handshake, and those are trump cards.

Clifton Collins, Jr.

Comedy is great; you get to laugh! Life is so serious.

Clare Balding

I get a lot of abuse on Twitter. It's mostly homophobic, but what can you do? I just either ignore it or laugh.

Clarence Darrow

Some of you say religion makes people happy. So does laughing gas.

Alexander Payne

I make comedies and I always try...I don't try but I allow to have at least 5% of the jokes or have some jokes that I know will be understood by only about 5% of the audience. It's that guy in the corner who gets it and laughs. But he has to have his jokes too. That's part of my audience. Part of my audience is the people who will only get certain things.

Alexander Pope

The world is a thing we must of necessity either laugh at or be angry at; if we laugh at it, they say we are proud; if we are angry at it, they say we are ill-natured.

Dreama Walker

I love to laugh. I love to make people laugh.

Drew Carey

I've always got stuff in my head in case I meet somebody like Steven Spielberg or someone like that, where I can hopefully say something to them that nobody else has ever said and get a laugh out of them.

Drew Carey

The laughs are honestly bigger, ... They are the kind of unexpected belly laughs you get with your friends during conversation.

Drew Carey

I just try to get people to laugh - I'm not trying to change the world or anything.

Drew Carey

People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look at people who aren't doing better than they are.

Doug McClure

My Pa always said, Live fast, die laughing, thats the way to do it.

Don McLean

I saw satan laughing with delight The day the music died.

Dylan Thomas

If you want a definition of poetry, say: Poetry is what makes me laugh or cry or yawn, what makes my toenails twinkle, what makes me want to do this or that or nothing and let it go at that.

Doug Stanhope

Charlie Chaplin said something to the effect that humor is an act of defiance, that we must laugh in the face of our helplessness in the forces of nature or go insane. And where is he now? Dead.

Doug Stanhope

You should laugh everywhere you can find even the slightest glimmer of humour.

Dorothy Allison

Mama learned to laugh with them, before they could laugh at her, and to do it so well no one could be sure what she really thought or felt.