Famous Quotes & Sayings

Amy Lowell

Only those of our poets who kept solidly to the Shakespearean tradition achieved any measure of success. But Keats was the last great exponent of that tradition, and we all know how thin, how lacking in charm, the copies of Keats have become.

Amy Lee

Everyone on the bus can laugh at me, and I'll be like, 'Screw you guys: I look good!'

Amy Lee

It's okay to laugh at me, I only look scary.

We enact many laws that manufacture criminals, and then a few that punish them.

Allen Klein

In looking for humor, keep in mind this guideline: Sometimes it takes a little time to see the humor in your upsets; you may not find something to laugh about immediately.

Allen Klein

It is still not clear from this study how laughter can directly help the heart but other studies have shown that laughter is beneficial for every system in the body.

Allen Klein

There are no language barriers when you are smiling.

Allen Klein

Laughing is also good for your respiratory system.

Allen Klein

Since the goal of my programs is to show audiences how humor can both help them heal as well as deal with not-so-funny stuff, I decided to discuss the events of the previous week, the pain all of us were feeling, and how humor and some laughter might be beneficial.

Allen Tate

I had kept opaque Down deeper than the canyons undersea The sullen spectrum of a buried lake Nobody saw; not seen even by me....

Allen Ginsberg

It's never to late to do nothing at all.

Allan Bloom

Law may prescribe that the male nipples be made equal to the female ones, but they still will not give milk.

Alison Elliott

I would love to do an all Laura Nyro show.

Alison Krauss

I don't know if bliss is possible and I've always thought that my best times will be later in life.

Anthony Hopkins

I always liked to take the plunge, you know, I'd jump in at the deep end and hope that I'd find land somehow, or hope I'd float or survive. That's more or less the way I've gone through my life.

Anthony Jeselnik

If I tell a joke on stage and the crowd laughs for a minute, I stand there for a minute and enjoy them laughing before I go on to the next joke. On TV, if I stand there for a minute while they laugh, I look like an idiot who can't remember the next joke.

Anthony Jeselnik

I guess I prefer the laughs. I couldn't do a whole set of just shocks, but I like throwing a fastball inside every now and then to keep people on their toes.

Anthony Jeselnik

I want people to just be paying attention even if they're not necessarily laughing at something, or if it takes them a while to get something, I don't mind that. If half the crowd gets the joke and the other half is sitting there scratching their heads, that's just as good for me if I like the joke, because I feel like it just brings people in more.

Anthony Jeselnik

I'm inspired by making people laugh at subjects that should make them cry.

Anthony Jeselnik

The world is full of horrible things that will eventually get you and everything you care about. Laughter is a universal way to lift your head up and say: 'Not today, you bastards.'

Ann Druyan

The greatest thing that science teaches you is the law of unintended consequences.

Ann Coulter

In the corporeal world, international law is whatever the United States and Great Britain say it is.

Ann Coulter

In other words, under Attorney General John Ashcroft, the FBI, the INS and the Department of Justice are so out of control that they have actually begun to enforce U.S. immigration laws.

Ann Coulter

Invalidating laws has absolutely nothing to do with judicial activism. It depends on whether the law is unconstitutional or not. That's really the key point.

Andy Dick

I know its corny, but laughter is a two-way gift, and hearing people laugh just warms me through and through.

Andy Borowitz

Every week Republicans are excited about a new candidate because the one they liked last week turned out to be a moron.

Andy Cohen

Amy Sedaris makes me laugh harder than anybody.

Andrea Gibson

If you ever reach enlightenment. will you remember how to laugh?

Andrea Gibson

Remind me that the most fertile lands were built by the fires of volcanoes.

Andrea Gibson

Do you know they found land mines in woman's souls.

Andrea Bocelli

I am a product of my native land, Tuscany, Italy.

Alyssa Milano

I'm a big believer in, no matter what you go through in life, as long as you can laugh your way through it, you're going to be okay.

Amanda Bynes

I never wanted to be a model. I never wanted to be a serious actress. I started off doing comedy. I did a stand-up comedy camp at the Laugh Factory, and I started out on Nickelodeon.