Famous Quotes & Sayings

Bill Maher

That's America for you - a red herring culture, always scared of the wrong things. The fact is, there are a lot of creepy middle-aged men out there lusting for your kids. They work for MTV, the pharmaceutical industry, McDonald's, Marlboro and K Street.

Bill Maher

So many kids are fat drug addicts these days, it's almost as if Rush Limbaugh had puppies.

Bill Maher

Russia has banned all adoptions to Americans. So, if you were hoping to get a little white kid with fetal alcohol syndrome, you're going to have to wait until Lindsay Lohan reproduces.

Bill Maher

Not a lot of people know about Tunisia. Sarah Palin thinks it's the name of one of Obama's kids.

Bill Maher

Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake - you know, to send the right message to kids.

Bill Ackman

I was a little bit of a cocky kid.

Bill Ayers

You will be raising these kids in your mind your whole life. And they will change you. Your little contribution to it - twenty years from now, they'll be marching off into other things and that's still the legacy you leave.

Bill Ayers

Your kids require you most of all to love them for who they are, not to spend your whole time trying to correct them.

Bill Veeck

I try not to kid myself. You know, I don't mind romancing someone else, but to fool yourself is pretty devastating and dangerous.

Bill Walsh

I'm not one of those "omg texting kids rite bad" alarmists. I just think there's an interesting nexus where the Internet itself hastened language change when it comes to Internet terms.

Bill Watterson

Calvin: Trick or Treat! Adult: Where's your costume? What are you supposed to be? Calvin: I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet, raised to an alarming extent by Madison Avenue and Hollywood, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak! ...Boy, am I scary or what?

Bill Watterson

As a kid, I knew I wanted to be either a cartoonist or an astronaut. The latter was never much of a possibility, as I don't even like riding in elevators.

Bill Watterson

Paul Gauguin asked, "whence do we come? What are we? Where are we going?" Well, I don't know about anyone else, but I came from my room, I'm a kid with big plans, and I'm going outside! See ya later! Say, who the heck is Paul Gauguin anyway?

Bill Watterson

I'm a 21st-century kid trapped in a 19th-century family.

Bob Hoskins

Monogamy is a possibility - and a necessity. Kids have got to have something they can rely on. You have got to have something you rely on.

Bob Hoskins

It's not easy to walk out on a marriage and two young kids, and it's the most difficult thing I've ever had to do.

Bob Harper

Whatever the parents are doing, the kids will follow suit.

Bob Hope

Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.

Birdman

I just love cars; Ive been like that since I was a kid. Its an infatuation because we grew up poor. Cars was something we were always trying to get.

Bjorn Borg

I have a great family, great kids. I have practically everything, you know? Sometimes I have to pinch myself. It's really true: Life starts at 50.

Bill Frisell

I do know the older I get, the more I'm referencing music I heard as a kid.

Bill Goldberg

I spar with 18-year-old kids that try to kick my ass all the time. As far as going in and doing a wrestling match, I think that pales in comparison, but it's a totally different thing. It's completely different. You have to condition your body.

Bill Gates

I definitely think leaving kids massive amounts of money is not a favor to them.

Betty Friedan

When [the] life span of America women is approaching eighty years having kids is not going to take it up.

Betty Friedan

I loved my kids. And I loved my house, and I loved a lot of things about my life in the 1950s. But there were a lot like me in that era, very overeducated housewives.

Bill Gates

The impact of improving health is that the population growth goes down, and so you can educate more kids, feed more kids.

Bill Gates

The general idea of the rich helping the poor, I think, is important. That your sense of justice says, why should rich kids - who barely get these diseases and almost never die of them - why should they get the vaccines, when poor kids, who actually do die from these diseases, don't get those things? It's an unbelievable inequity that there isn't that access.

Bill Gates

The first big effects will be farmers that live on the edge. Today's weather, they barely get by. Their kids, a high percentage are malnourished, and so if you impose more variable weather and more heat, you're getting more floods, more droughts, and during the germination time, the high heat, most crops...do poorly when there's more heat.

Bill Gates

Today, the issue isn’t quantity of food as much as it is quality-whether kids are getting enough protein and other nutrients to fully develop.

Bill Gates

Kids are taking PCs and the Internet to new heights. They're the ones that are designing the cutting-edge web sites.

Bill Gates

Unfortunately, the highly curious student is a small percentage of the kids.

Bill Gates

K to 12 is partly about babysitting the kids so the parents can do other things.

Bill Gates

Being able to see an activity log of where a kid has been going on the Internet is a good thing.