Famous Quotes & Sayings

Bob Saget

If I ever die, I want it to be cause I got hit by a car saving a kid.

Bob Saget

I have three kids, the oldest is 18 and her friends are going to see it The Aristocrats because they told her they're going to see it, especially her guy friends.

Bob Brown

I think I could have been quite difficult to fathom as a youngster, this kid who didn't talk about himself very much.

Bill Mauldin

A soldier's life revolves around his mail. Like many others, I've been able to follow my kid's progress from the day he was born until now he is able to walk and talk a little, and although I have never seen him I know him very well.

Bill Maher

A lot of good has come from drugs. I think 'Penny Lane' is worth 10 dead kids. Dark Side of the Moon is worth 100 dead kids. Because a lot of kids wouldn't even be born if it weren't for that album, so it evens out.

Bill Maher

That's America for you - a red herring culture, always scared of the wrong things. The fact is, there are a lot of creepy middle-aged men out there lusting for your kids. They work for MTV, the pharmaceutical industry, McDonald's, Marlboro and K Street.

Bill Maher

So many kids are fat drug addicts these days, it's almost as if Rush Limbaugh had puppies.

Bill Maher

Russia has banned all adoptions to Americans. So, if you were hoping to get a little white kid with fetal alcohol syndrome, you're going to have to wait until Lindsay Lohan reproduces.

Bill Maher

Not a lot of people know about Tunisia. Sarah Palin thinks it's the name of one of Obama's kids.

Bill Maher

Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake - you know, to send the right message to kids.

Bill Ackman

I was a little bit of a cocky kid.

Bill Ayers

You will be raising these kids in your mind your whole life. And they will change you. Your little contribution to it - twenty years from now, they'll be marching off into other things and that's still the legacy you leave.

Bill Ayers

Your kids require you most of all to love them for who they are, not to spend your whole time trying to correct them.

Bill Veeck

I try not to kid myself. You know, I don't mind romancing someone else, but to fool yourself is pretty devastating and dangerous.

Bill Watterson

Calvin: Trick or Treat! Adult: Where's your costume? What are you supposed to be? Calvin: I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet, raised to an alarming extent by Madison Avenue and Hollywood, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak! ...Boy, am I scary or what?

Bill Watterson

As a kid, I knew I wanted to be either a cartoonist or an astronaut. The latter was never much of a possibility, as I don't even like riding in elevators.

Bill Watterson

Paul Gauguin asked, "whence do we come? What are we? Where are we going?" Well, I don't know about anyone else, but I came from my room, I'm a kid with big plans, and I'm going outside! See ya later! Say, who the heck is Paul Gauguin anyway?

Bill Watterson

I'm a 21st-century kid trapped in a 19th-century family.

Bob Hoskins

Monogamy is a possibility - and a necessity. Kids have got to have something they can rely on. You have got to have something you rely on.

Bob Hoskins

It's not easy to walk out on a marriage and two young kids, and it's the most difficult thing I've ever had to do.

Bob Harper

Whatever the parents are doing, the kids will follow suit.

Montel Williams

The ability to talk to kids and reach kids is a gift I've been given, and I may as well use it.

Nellie McKay

The other kids wanted to play Destiny's Child, but I wanted Anita O'Day.

Lindsay Lohan

I did say that I wanted to be a young mom, just because my mom was a young mom. It is better because I can be closer to my kids and stuff.

Lisa Vidal

All three of my kids play soccer. Each one of them started from the time they were about 5 or 6, and we just love it.

Kids are always told that they can be anything that they want. But what if you want to be a ballerina, and you're terrible at ballet? Or what if you're gifted at ballet, but you don't like doing it?

Watching my kids grow up made me realize that they would never know a world or a time without the Internet.

John Woo

When I was a kid I feel lonely, I have not many friends. If you make a movie, then you can work with different kinds of people and make different kinds of friend. That's very important to me.

We're starting to find that there are some young kids starting to step up.

We're going to get it started right after the kids come back from spring break.

We wrestled really well as a team. Our kids competed really well.

Rebecca Ferguson

We grew up in Woolton, Liverpool. We didn't have much, but it was irrelevant. We played out a lot with all the kids on the street.

We got to the tournament a little later than we normally do and the kids had to warm up real fast.