Famous Quotes & Sayings

Greg Fitzsimmons

My kids teased me at dinner that I'm not cool. I told them if I was cool I wouldn't be sitting at home with my kids. Pass the gravy.

Greg Fitzsimmons

Driving around with a receding hairline and two kids in a Prius feels a bit boring for me.

Greg Graffin

I was in a choir as a kid. It was from those early days that my outlook on harmonies and arrangements were nurtured. I always took that with me, even on the earliest Bad Religion record, which strangely was only about six years after that.

Greg Giraldo

The internet's a creepy thing, especially if you have kids. It says something very creepy about the fact that I use the same machine to masturbate with as I use to teach my kid the alphabet.

Greg Giraldo

Americans are not gonna conserve. We're not gonna shift to smaller cars. We can't - we have big, fat kids.

Greg Giraldo

Look at Thomas Jefferson. The guy had illegitimate kids in the 1700s, and they caught him last year. If you cheat on your wife and cover it up for 200 years, you're pretty much thinking you're home free.

Greg Giraldo

I think all gay guys should get married. I think they should have to get married. They should have to adopt kids because, actually, I'm getting tired of their happy-go-lucky lifestyle. I've had it with them being all happy and in shape. I could look good in denim short shorts and combat boots, too, if I had all day to do leg presses at the gym.

Greg Giraldo

You try not to have a favorite when you have sons or kids. Can't have a favorite. Can't let them know know if you do. I don't. I treat my main son and the other two exactly the same way.

Greg Gutfeld

We need an idiot middle ground, where we have to be honest and say, kids can be idiots and cops can be idiots.

Greg Gutfeld

[If Republicans] got to put their kids into public school. They got to take public health. They would become libertarian faster than you could say Ayn Rand.

Graeme Base

People kept asking, Whats your market? Ive got no idea at all other than me, an eleven year old kid in a 56-year-old body. But there are a lot of us out there.

Graeme Le Saux

You need to be an adrenalin junkie when you travel with kids.

Graeme Le Saux

I've never put myself in the mindset that I'm actually any good at taking pictures, I just love to shoot things that catch my eye, whether it's landscapes or just my kids.

Gina Philips

It's up to each person's parents whether they think it's too frightening or too violent, how much their kids can handle, what they want to teach them, what they want to show them.

Ginger Rogers

The kids today, they think they can dance with their faces.

Gerry Cooney

I was a small kid from Huntington, Long Island. I never imagined that anything like that would happen to me.

Harry Carey, Jr.

I've worked with the great and the not-so-great. But mostly I've worked with men and women who loved their profession, and who like me, had kids to raise and houses to pay for.

Harry Connick, Jr.

You know, things kind of happen organically and, you know, Broadway sort of happened out of a career in performing and - which happened out of practicing piano when I was a kid.

Harry Connick, Jr.

I guess play piano, you know, because that's the thing I started doing when I was a little kid.

Gwen Ifill

There's five factors or characteristics of places where kids from poor backgrounds don't do very well. And those are places that have more economic and racial segregation, places with more income inequality.

Gwen Stefani

I've always worked really hard, and the hardest thing I've ever done is have kids!

Gwyneth Paltrow

When I had kids I sort of went into a hole for a few years and I think when I came out of that, I started to really become myself and know what works on me.

Gwyneth Paltrow

In my 20s because I was working on films so much and travelling so much and doing press, I was single with no kids and I think that's the time when not only are you trying on looks, but you're trying on personalities - you're still really forming.

Gwyneth Paltrow

There have been countless times where I've worked out with my kids crawling around all over the place. You just make it work.

Gwyneth Paltrow

I've borne these two kids into a particularly strange circumstance. They are going to have to fend off a lot and protect themselves from a lot of projections and prejudice about who they are, coming from the family that they come from.

Gwyneth Paltrow

I'm just like any other regular mum; cooking, cleaning, wiping butts, picking up after kids, being a wife and helping the kids with their homework. Mind you, I'm terrible at maths. I can't even do my six-year-old's maths homework with her.

Gwyneth Paltrow

I would rather die than let my kid eat Cup-a-Soup.

Gwyneth Paltrow

Taking care of yourself is being there for your kids, like how on a plane, they tell you to put on your oxygen mask first.

He's the kid I've taken under my wing. Without that shot and without that pass to Jeff, we wouldn't have won this game.

He's just a kid that loves to play basketball.

Andie MacDowell

How are we supposed to get old? What am I supposed to do? Am I supposed to get old? My kids tell me, 'We want you to look like a grandmother.' I agree with them. I want to look like a grandmother.

He's probably the strongest kid we've ever had in the weight room.

He's really become a leader of our team. The kids really look up to him.