Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Moshe Dayan, who said to Sammy Davis, Jr., That's funny, to me you only look half Jewish. Never got a dinner!

Tommy Chong

You look at Cheney, Rumsfeld, Karl Rove, and Bush - if you saw them on Halloween, they wouldn't need a costume. You'd give them a treat and compliment them on what great-looking demons they were. They are demons. There's no doubt about it.

Tie Domi

I told Pat I want to be him for Halloween. I almost got hit and I told Pat I should stop teasing him.

Tibor Fischer

I went to a British Council event a while back and there were lots of German professors of literature. About half of them were convinced I had a German sense of humour and the other half were sure it was British. They are probably still arguing about it now.

Roy Orbison

A candy coloured clown they call the sandman Tiptoes into my room every night Just to sprinkle stardust and whisper; "Go to sleep, everything is alright"

Rumi

Gamble everything for love, if you are a true human being. If not, leave this gathering. Half-heartedness doesn’t reach into majesty.

Rumi

Half-heartedne ss doesn't reach into majesty.

Rumi

Someone who goes with a half a loaf of bread to a small place that fits like a nest around him, someone who wants no more, who is not himself longed for by anyone else. He is a letter to everyone. You open it. It says, Live.

Tom Robbins

Conservatives understand Halloween, liberals only understand Christmas. If you want to control a population, don't give it social services, give it a scary adversary.

Tom Robbins

Any half-awake materialist well knows - that which you hold holds you.

Tom Savini

Forget Halloween - Halloween to me is like every day. It's a lifestyle.

Steve Martin

Performing music is a way to do comedy, but without the obligation to do a solid hour, hour and half of a standup. I could intersperse it with music, so it became a really good format for me.

Stephen King

Alone. Yes, that's the key word, the most awful word in the English tongue. Murder doesn't hold a candle to it and hell is only a poor synonym.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

An apt aphorism half kills, half immortalizes.

Simon Cowell

When someone asks, 'Does success make you into a monster?' I always say, 'No, it enables you to be a monster.'

Ridley Pearson

I'm still only half the writer I hope I will be.

Richard Hastings

Halloween will be a slam-dunk for merchants despite the weakening consumer spending trends.

Red Skelton

I've put on a lot of weight... I only weighed six and a half pounds when I was born.

T. E. Lawrence

Half a calamity is better than a whole one.

T. D. Jakes

Ya'll don't hear what I'm preaching. I'm preaching so good I'm about to 'Amen' myself! Oh!...Oh God! I'm preaching good! Hallelujah!

Sylvester Stallone

There'll never be a 'Rocky IV.' You gotta call a halt.

Suzanne Smith

A lot of adults are very into Halloween.

Suze Orman

They got married, they got divorced, and half their money goes out the window.

Joss Whedon

Willow: (on her Halloween costume): I'm Joan of Arc. I figured we had a lot in common, seeing as how I was almost burned at the stake. And plus she had that close relationship with God. " Xander: [to Oz] And you are...? [Oz shows a name tag that says 'GOD'] Xander: Of course. Wish I'd thought of that before I put down my deposit. I could've been God. Oz: Blasphemer.

Kelly Preston

My big places to shop are Wal-Mart and Target - seriously. That is where half of my stuff comes from now.

Kathleen Winsor

It seemed that up until this moment she had been only half alive.

Dustin got the start because of some team issues. When he was in, he was playing well. We try to get every player in during the first half then see who is playing well and go back to them in the second.

Even a half a percentage point of fees can really hit you hard.

Flannery really hit some big shots the first half. We talked at halftime that we couldn't let him touch the ball.

Clay Aiken

First of all, I usually don't watch (the talk shows) and someone else will tell me about them. And, heck, half the time, I think it's funny.

Everything went wrong. No one wrestled like they did Monday. No one went out with half as much intensity, half as much pride.

Kate Kendall

There's only so much you can do with only half your samples in.

Rita Ora

A steamer is like an inhaler, so you can inhale this oil or frankincense or eucalyptus. Before I go onstage, I spend half an hour taking in that steam, and it saves my life!