Famous Quotes & Sayings

P. G. Wodehouse

Many bad golfers marry, feeling that a wife's loving solicitude may improve their game. But they are rugged, thick-skinned men, not sensitive and introspective. It is one of the chief merits of golf that non-success at the game induces a certain amount of decent humilty, which keeps a man from pluming himself too much on any petty triumphs he may achieve in other walks of life.

P. G. Wodehouse

The test of a great golfer is his ability to recover from a bad start.

P. G. Wodehouse

There are three things in the world that he held in the smallest esteem - slugs, poets and caddies with hiccups.

P. G. Wodehouse

Golf, like the measles, should be caught young, for, if postponed to riper years, the results may be serious.

Paul Pierce

I worked at a hospital for a week. And at a golf course when I was in college at Kansas for about a week. The tips weren't good so I quit.

Mark Goddard

Let the machine take care of the machines, and I'll go spend more time with my family, or golf.

Michel de Montaigne

When I quote others I do so in order to express my own ideas more clearly.

Mario Balotelli

I don't like golf. It's not for me, it's too quiet.

Morgan Freeman

The bigger point here is that golf is a good metaphor for one's life. The challenge of golf for me is trying to learn new rules. It's something you always have to work at; you don't get perfect at golf. It's the never-ending quest for betterment.

Mila Kunis

I love swimming, tennis, and I am taking up golf. I am not serious about it, I just go to the range and practice. Other than that, I enjoy going to the movies and hanging out with my friends.

Micky Dolenz

The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is not a public democratic organization; it's a private club basically. It's like a private golf club and they decide who they're going to let in the club.

Mickey Gilley

All I want to do is do my shows and play golf.

Joe Torre

Golf is the only game I know where you call a foul on yourself.

Joe Mantegna

You know the way I play golf, it's a good I do these things for charities.

Joanne Carner

Once when I'd been in a lot of bunkers, my caddie told me he was getting blisters from raking so much.

Joanne Carner

I don't know why that putt hung on the edge. I'm a clean liver. It must be my caddie.

Joanne Carner

The trouble with me is I think too much. I always said you have to be dumb to play good golf.

Andalusia has a great group of golfers and it really benefited our guys playing with them.

Heikki Kovalainen

In golf, you have to stay patient and calm. On the race track you can let loose, but in golf you can't and you must be calm.

Helen Alfredsson

We were always taught to swing slow with good tempo. But you have to have some acceleration throughout the swing. I think that's where a lot of women go wrong. They should try to whack it a few times and see what happens.

O. J. Simpson

I bleed all the time. I play golf and stuff, so there's always something, nicks and stuff here and there.

O. Henry

Beauty is Nature in perfection; circularity is its chief attribute. Behold the full moon, the enchanting golf ball, the domes of splendid temples, the huckleberry pie, the wedding ring, the circus ring, the ring for the waiter, and the "round" of drinks.

Nursultan Nazarbayev

We know that golf is an ancient game with great history and tradition, but our golf is only 10 years old so don't judge us too harshly.

Merle Haggard

Guitar playing is very important to me. It's like golf to some other people; it's important to me that I play good.

Mark Calcavecchia

If I had hit it like I wanted to I'd have holed it.

Mark Calcavecchia

Hit it hard. It will land somewhere.

Mark Calcavecchia

Golf is just a game - and an idiotic game most of the time.

George Archer

It's mass confusion. I'm guessing on every shot. About the only thing left for me is acupuncture in the brain.

George Archer

If it wasn't for golf, I'd probably be a caddie today.

George Archer

One thing about golf is you don't know why you play bad and why you play good.

George Archer

Golf is like hunting and fishing. What counts is the companionship and fellowship of friends, not what you catch or shoot.

George Archer

Golf is like a chain. You always have to work on the weakest links.

A natural talent, OK, Dad, we are going to hand Morgan over to you to work on golf.