Quotes about golf
golf thinking four
All four days I didn't think. I just hit. Squeaky (Medlen, his caddy) said 'kill' and I killed it. John Daly
golf sides drinkers
I've got the drinkers and the smokers and the eaters on my side.
golf bags four
I will just put four or five extra packs of cigarettes in my bag and I will be fine.
golf coke drink
This fitness thing is blown out of proportion. What am I going to do on a treadmill - smoke a cigarette and drink a diet Coke?
golf needs equipment
My slogan is who needs fitness when you've got great equipment.
golf play whiskey
I learned you can't drink whiskey and play golf.
golf forget crap
Do I have to know rules and all that crap? Then forget it.
golf long four
Golf is all about patience - one tournament is four days long, 18 holes a day. Lindsey Vonn
golf letters reason
The reason they call if 'golf' is that all the other 4 letter words were used up. Leslie Nielsen
golf play firsts
Those who the gods seek to destroy first, learn how to play golf.
golf giving may
I may buy the Alamo and give it back to Mexico. Lee Trevino
golf should-have giving
A rough should have high grass. When you go bowling they don't give you anything for landing in the gutter, do they?
golf swings lessons
No one who ever had lessons would have a swing like mine.
golf two plans
Actually, my plan was to be 20-under par after two days but it didn't work
golf two plant
If it wasn't for golf, I don't know what I'd be doing. If my IQ had been two points lower, I'd have been a plant somewhere.
golf winning years
I'm going to win so much money this year, my caddie will make the top twenty money-winners list.
golf men caddies
Caddies are a breed of their own. If you shoot 66, they say, "Man, we shot 66!" But go out and shoot 77, and they say "Hell, he shot 77!"
golf swings balls
I still swing the way I used to, but when I look up the ball is going in a different direction.
golf winning player
[Jack Nicklaus] was the first to bring in course management. He could go to a course and tell you within one stroke what was going to win. He used to set his sights on that because he could shoot it. He was the only player I know who, if he decided he wanted to win a tournament, could go out and do it. No one will ever be as popular as Arnold Palmer and no one will ever come close to Jack as a player.
golf names towels
I didn't want to change the name on the towels.
golf world columbus
Columbus went around the world in 1492. That isn't a lot of strokes when you consider the course.
golf play two
I'm a golfaholic, no question about that. Counseling wouldn't help me. They'd have to put me in prison, and then I'd talk the warden into building a hole or two and teach him how to play.
golf care caddies
Nobody but you and your caddie care what you do out there, and if your caddie is betting against you, he doesn't care, either.
golf mouths quiet-person
I'm actually a very quiet person off the golf course. I talk 150 miles per hour when I'm at the course, but when in private I very seldom ever open my mouth.
golf names lasts
I love Merion and I don't even know her last name.
golf woods plant
I'm in the woods so much I can tell you which plants are edible.
golf mexican traps
I thought I'd blown it at the 17th when I drove into a trap. God is a Mexican.
golf hook fades
You can talk to a fade but a hook won't listen.
golf balls stories
Every golfer should come to the first tee with fourteen clubs, a dozen balls, a handful of tees, and at least one great golf story
golf mexican labor
I thought Manual Labor was a Mexican golf pro.
golf arms crosses
If God wanted you to putt cross-handed, he would have made your left arm longer.
golf play two
There are two things you can do with your head down - play golf and pray.
golf car people
Arnie has more people watching him park the car than we do out on the course.