Quotes about fun
funny jealousy sarcastic
Calamities are of two kinds: misfortunes to ourselves, and good fortune to others. Ambrose Bierce
funny drinking humorous
I never said all Democrats were saloonkeepers. What I said was that all saloonkeepers are Democrats. Ambrose Bierce
funny moving humor
Abscond - to move in a mysterious way, commonly with the property of another. Ambrose Bierce
funny sloth laziness
Laziness. Unwarranted repose of manner in a person of low degree. Ambrose Bierce
funny-relationship heart psychology
In the algebra of psychology, X stands for a woman's heart. Ambrose Bierce
funny military enemy
General," said the commander of the delinquent brigade, "I am persuaded that any further display of valor by my troops will bring them into collision with the enemy. Ambrose Bierce
fun doors government
OUT-OF-DOORS, n. That part of one's environment upon which no government has been able to collect taxes. Chiefly useful to inspire poets. Ambrose Bierce
funny age nervous
A certain nervous disorder afflicting the young and inexperienced. Ambrose Bierce
funny witty humorous
The covers of this book are too far apart. Ambrose Bierce
funny prayer humor
Pray: To ask the laws of the universe to be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy. Ambrose Bierce
funny money badass
Architect. One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. Ambrose Bierce
funny anniversary romantic
Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two. Ambrose Bierce
funny humor government
In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office. Ambrose Bierce
funny peace war
War is God's way of teaching Americans geography. Ambrose Bierce
funny dog humor
The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog. Ambrose Bierce
fun lying trying
A lot of the fun lies in trying to penetrate the mystery; and this is best done by saying over the lines to yourself again and again, till they pass through the stage of sounding like nonsense, and finally return to a full sense that had at first escaped notice. Anthony Hecht
fun good-life good-reads
Mortality is the great rescuer, it finally takes you out of everything, and that makes life good.Read Carl Jung. It makes life richer because this is it; none of us know where we go and this is the fun of it. Anthony Hopkins
fun years imagination
Oliver Stone is a great director and I've seen many films over the years, but I try to create stuff out of my own imagination. I want to break all the rules and mess about with it and make a different movie just for the fun of it. Anthony Hopkins
fun drama love-you
A certain amount of volatility and drama can me healthy and keep things fun and interesting if you're willing at any moment during a fight to say, 'This means nothing. I love you, let's forget about it. Anthony Kiedis
fun disease solutions
Once you've seen a solution to the disease that's tearing you apart, relapsing is never fun. Anthony Kiedis
fun thinking realizing
Adolescence is such a fun time in your life, because you think you know it all, and you haven’t gotten to the point where you realize that you know almost nothing. Anthony Kiedis
fun addiction people
It takes away a lot of the thrill of killing yourself when people are looking for you and you're disappointing them, because it is a lot of fun when you're out there killing yourself. Anthony Kiedis
funny cute boyfriend
My boyfriend calls me 'princess', but I think of myself more along the lines of 'monkey' and 'retard'. Alicia Silverstone
fun nice princess
Prince Charming is very nice and very honest and very confident in who he is and funny and knows how to have a kick-ass fun time. Is willing to melt away so that nothing else exists in the world except himself and his princess and loves food and cats and every life form except human beings which is not necessary. Alicia Silverstone
fun interesting people
I like it all. I love getting inside of people's heads and playing what drives people and what makes them do what they do. That's always been what's most interesting to me about being an actor. The analyzing of what's happening, but even more so, just letting it all go and playing is fun. I love just seeing what comes out of you. Alicia Silverstone
funny-inspirational eye feel-better
Nothing's changed my life more. I feel better about myself as a person, being conscious and responsible for my actions and I lost weight and my skin cleared up and I got bright eyes and I just became stronger and healthier and happier. Can't think of anything better in the world to be but be vegan. Alicia Silverstone
funny stupid clueless
I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness. Alicia Silverstone
fun boxing giving
And I love kick boxing. It's a lot of fun. It gives you a lot of confidence when you can kick somebody in the head. Alicia Keys
funny men hair
Never trust a man who combs his hair straight from his left armpit. Alice Roosevelt Longworth
fun feelings controlled
It's no fun feeling your thoughts are being controlled by an electrode, and someone else is holding the clicker. Alice Weaver Flaherty
fun personality moron
I wanted to be the moron of the family, because morons seemed to have more fun, more freedom and more personality. Alice Sebold
funny tree forests
When the ax came into the forest the trees said the handle is one of us. Alice Walker
fun surprise mishaps
It's the mishaps that make it fun, and brings you the surprise. Anna Wintour