Famous Quotes & Sayings

Bill Hicks

I don't do drugs anymore... than, say, the average touring funk band.

Bill Hicks

Women priests. Great, great. Now there's priests of both sexes I don't listen to.

Bill Hicks

I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, "My dad can beat up your dad." I'd say Yeah? When?

Bill Hicks

Your denial is beneath you, and thanks to the use of hallucinogenic drugs, I see through you.

Bill Hicks

You know we armed Iraq. I wondered about that too, you know during the Persian Gulf war those intelligence reports would come out: "Iraq: incredible weapons - incredible weapons." How do you know that? "Uh, well...we looked at the receipts."

Bill Hicks

I can't watch TV longer than five minutes without praying for nuclear holocaust.

Bill Hicks

Oh sorry, I was taking life seriously.

Bill Hicks

When two or more people agree on an issue, I form on the other side.

Bill Hicks

I ascribe to Mark Twain's theory that the last person who should be President is the one who wants it the most. The one who should be picked is the one who should be dragged kicking and screaming into the White House.

Kevin Chapman

I did a film called 'Black Dynamite' that was very, very funny. That seems to be a film that's kind of a cult classic.

John Krasinski

A good part's a good part. You can play serious and funny moments with a well-written role.

Jane Elliot

I love playing smart and tough and having funny lines.

When the market broadens, our fund typically does well, ... At the very least, this is a level playing field.

When the liquor was gone the fun was gone.

Jim Larranaga

When the horn did it at the end, and it was blaring in my ears, I put the managers on the line and made them run. How funny do you think that was to our players?

Chris Elliott

Probably the most fun I've ever had, actually, acting. Because it was the perfect extension of the stuff that I'd started to do on Late Night With David Letterman, and when I look back on all my work, it was probably the best possible incarnation of Chris Elliott, of me.

Chris Evans

You know, the reward for 'Captain America' is amazing. It's always fun to see a giant spectacle film and see the fun stuff - the special effects.

Chris Cornell

People don't realize how much fun it is to be depressed.

When I was a sophomore in college, my father called me at the fraternity. He told me he no longer had the funds to pay for college. If I wanted to continue, I would have to do it on my own.

Tommy Chong

I've met a lot of jazz musicians in my day, and they're all funny.

Moises Alou

We won't have to look at the scoreboard anymore, and we will have a good series, have some fun and play good baseball.

Dick Van Dyke

I've been talking about retiring for years. It's my standard answer to the question, 'What are your future plans?' The truth is, I'll always want to do things that are worthwhile or fun.

Dick Van Dyke

I don't play golf. I have more fun singing and dancing.

Dick Van Dyke

I think, the 'Van Dyke Show' and 'Mary Poppins' are two of the best periods of my life. I had so much fun, I didn't want it to end.

Dick Van Dyke

'The Show' was the most fun I ever had and the most creative period of my life.

Dick Van Dyke

I've had a lot of writers, in particular, who said they got into writing because of the 'Van Dyke Show.' They said it looked like fun.

Diane Lane

I think fun is an important part of the entertainment industry, and it should be. Anybody who's not incorporating some of that into their work needs to take a break, go away, and have an attitude adjustment.

Diane Sawyer

The most fun is getting paid to learn things.

Diane Keaton

I'm a lot of fun on a date.

Diane Keaton

It's not fun to see myself in the mirror.

Diane Keaton

Just have fun. Smile. And keep putting on lipstick.

Diane Kruger

I love Nic Cage. He was so much fun to work with.

Dennis Weaver

It's fun to be a little bit different in the world, to make a few new trails of your own.