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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
takes vote yes
When you vote yes or no, ... it takes you out of the negotiations, and I don't ever want to be out of the game. and City
takes truth
We're going to go where the truth takes us.
takes
We're going to do the things that it takes to manufacture those runs.
takes
We're just not doing the things it takes to win.
takes walk
We know what it takes to get them satisfied. They didn't just walk up and give us a jackpot. It's not like that.
takes
Sexy boxing is something that takes away from the brutality of boxing.
takes time
Smelling a crayon takes you right back to childhood. When I need to go back in time, I put it under my nose and take another hit. Randy Pausch
takes timing week
Timing matters. It typically takes a week or so, but after the sessions begin, it could take longer.
takes time
We can't express ourselves always at the time we should. Sometimes it takes time.