Quotes about fun
fun golf clothes
It's the most fun I've had with my clothes on. Lee Trevino
fun golf doors
You have to understand, I don't play golf for fun. It's my business. When the mailman starts delivering mail on his off day, that's when I'll start playing golf for the hell of it. I like to play in tournaments. There are many great courses around the world that I have never played that are next door to tournaments. I have not played them because I don't play for fun.
funny golf turtles
Only bad golfers are lucky. They're the ones bouncing balls off trees, curbs, turtles and cars. Good golfers have bad luck. When you hit the ball straight, a funny bounce is bound to be unlucky.
fun knows
It's always fun to get to do things that stretch you and that you don't get to do a lot, but you never know until you see it. Lauren Bowles
fun years laughing
I make fun of guys when I like them. I act like I'm 10 years old. I do it as a test to see if they can laugh at themselves. If they get sensitive, then it's like, 'Um, this isn't going to work.' Lauren Conrad
fun dating
Dating is all about the chase. It's fun!
fun thinking clothes
I think if you're not willing to wear your own clothes, you're doing something wrong. If you're not wearing your own line, you're taking all the fun out of it.
fun kissing hands
I don't kiss on the first date. My friends always make fun of me for that! But I will hold hands.
fun today week
I'm having as much fun today as I did when I made $55 a week, because it is as much fun Larry King
fun rain freak
I don't like L.A. It's just not fun. I don't know why, but I just don't get it. You have to drive to get everywhere, and when it rains everybody freaks out. Lady Gaga
fun school artist
The only thing that I am concerned with in life is being an artist .. I had to suppress for so many years in high school because I was made fun of but now I'm completely insulated in my box of insanity and I can do whatever I like.
fun eccentric tone
I used to get made fun of for being either too provocative or too eccentric, so I started to tone it down. I didn't fit in, and I felt like a freak.
fun feel-better people
It sometimes makes people feel better about themselves, you know, to put other people down, or make fun of them, or maybe make mockery of their work and that doesn't make me feel good at all.
funny dream stars
I had this dream, and I really wanted to be a star. And I was almost a monster in the way that I was really fearless with my ambitions.
fun artist impact
I want to change the pop world one sequin at a time. Artists tend to take themselves way too seriously and don't enjoy the fun of making an impact on culture. I just have a good time and sequins represent a good time.
funny relationship marriage
I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married. Lewis Grizzard
funny dog attitude
You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'
funny marriage hilarious
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
funny-but-true forgiving company
To err is human, to forgive is against company policy. Lew Wasserman
funny men trials
A man is never so on trial as in the moment of excessive good fortune. Lew Wallace
fun rewards fool
I don't fool with a lot of things that I can't have fun with. There's not much reward in that. Levon Helm
fun
Drums just always sounded like the most fun part of that good music for me.
fun way shifting
There's so much more power, so you're short-shifting all the way down into fifth, sixth, seventh before you can get the full throttle. But great fun otherwise, Lewis Hamilton
fun cereal games
The days of my youth I remember as nearly always in need of explanation, and not as much fun as advertised in the promotions for board games and breakfast cereal. Lewis H. Lapham
funny humor swimming
Well first of all, I'd just like to say that 2005 was a great year, if you like swimming through crap. Lewis Black
funny sweet believe
I don't believe pumpkin pie is even made from pumpkin. I mean, how can something that smells that shitty make a pie so sweet? There's not enough sugar in the universe.
funny book humor
This book is dedicated to all of my friends who helped me get to where I am today - you know who you are... and when I find you I am going to kill you.
funny humor weather
I had more material on weather than anyone else, I guess, ... back when I was traveling a lot on the road as a standup comic, between airport security and the weather... I just wanted to be prepared for sitting in the airport.
funny nice humor
People go to Vegas, and they don't know what to do; here's what you do. You go to the casino in your hotel. On your arrival, you get $100 in quarters. Take that $100 back to your hotel room and stare at it for a long, long time. Why? Because you're never going to see them again. Then you take those quarters to the bathroom and you flush them, one by one by one. And the nice thing about that is that every so often the toilet will back up, and you'll feel like a WINNER!
funny humor missing
Can somebody explain to me why Pepsi and Coke advertise? Are we missing something? Seriously, everyone in this room has drank enough Pepsi and Coke in their lifetime they could piss it for a week.
funny war humor
If I wanted to be bored by 6,000 pages of unreadable dreck, I'd read War and Peace four times.
funny lying humor
They've gotta stop reporting wind chill. That's nonsense. It really is. I don't know where they came up with it, why they came up with it, but it's a lie. They come on, "Well, it's 27 degrees today, but with the wind chill, it's minus 3." ... Well, then it's minus 3, asshole! I don't need to know what the weather was like if the conditions were perfect!
funny humor home
It was the coldest winter ever! I thought last winter was the coldest winter ever, but I was wrong now wasn't I? You see because I travel all the time. So last winter, I'd be in the midwest, and the blizzard would hit. And then I'd fly home, AND THE BLIZZARD WOULD HIT AGAIN!