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funny pain philosophy
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. Carol Leifer
funny men humans
It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon.
funny waiting almost-done
Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss
funny patience humor
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. Agnes Repplier
funny women humor
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
funny sarcastic war
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
funny marriage witty
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
funny-inspirational integrity technology
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
golf hands swings
Because of the suit I was wearing, I couldn't make a good pivot on the swing. And I had to hit the ball with one hand. Alan Shepard
golf two hands
Unfortunately, the suit is so stiff, I can't do this with two hands, but I'm going to try a little sand-trap shot here.
golf hands two
The suit was so clumsy, being pressurized, it was impossible to get two hands comfortably on the handle and it's impossible to make any kind of a turn. It was kind of a one-handed chili-dip.
golf atmosphere balls
Then I thought, with the same clubhead speed, the ball's going to go at least six times as far. There's absolutely no drag, so if you do happen to spin it, it won't slice or hook 'cause there's no atmosphere to make it turn.
golf dirt balls
Got more dirt than ball. Here we go again.
golf miles railroad-tracks
Miles and miles and miles.
golf long tree
The ball retriever is not long enough to get my putter out of the tree. Brian Weiss
golf needs cutters
That divot is so deep, I will need a sod cutter to fix it.
golf earth break
It breaks towards the center of the earth when it is above the hole.
turtles car used
I've been looking at used car bargains. I'll frankly confess I'm scared to death of Fords. I've seen and heard of so many turning turtle. Bess Truman
turtles machines world
Warren is one of the best learning machines on this earth. The turtles who outrun the hares are learning machines. If you stop learning in this world, the world rushes right by you. Charlie Munger
turtles sticker knows
I wanna put stickers on turtles... I don't know why. Demetri Martin
turtles clubs enough
Am I not turtley enough for the Turtle Club? Turtle! Turtle! Dana Carvey
turtles world walks
Take a walk with a turtle. And behold the world in pause. Bruce Feiler
turtles house gone
I am now a turtle. Virtually everything I own is on my back and suffice it to say I am one ton lighter and therefore 2,000 pounds happier. All houses are gone. Bobby Darin
turtles bud doe
But we are mostly what we are, and the turtle stretching toward delicious buds on high does not lighten his carapace by his resolve. Arthur Miller
turtles progress sticks
Like the turtle, you need to stick your neck out to make progress. Anna Olson
turtles
You can't build a substantial V out of turtles! Dr. Seuss