Famous Quotes & Sayings

Flann O'Brien

Another day gone and no jokes.

Flavor Flav

What I'm trying to do is put back into rap music what's missing - which is the good part, the fun part, that party part.

Flavor Flav

I try and spend a lot of time with my kids. I try and have fun with my kids. I try to put father time in there.

Flannery O'Connor

She was a talker, wasn't she?" Bobby Lee said, sliding down the ditch with a yodel. "She would of been a good woman," The Misfit said, "if it had been somebody there to shoot her every minute of her life." "Some fun!" Bobby Lee said. "Shut up, Bobby Lee," The Misfit said. "It's no real pleasure in life.

Flannery O'Connor

The truth does not change according to our ability to stomach it.

Fiona Gubelmann

I have a dark sense of humor, so I definitely like to work on stuff like that. I do enjoy working in comedies where I can create a fun and broad character.

Fiona Gubelmann

In terms of a character, I would love to play a fairy. I think that would be really fun.

Fiona Gubelmann

It's fun because I really do love meeting new people. Comedy can be so different from show to show and from writer to writer and actor to actor. People don't set out to make a bad show.

Fernando Torres

When you become an adult you just make that transition and you're right... it's fun and exciting to be an adult and exciting to have independence, but once you're out from under the cover of your family's protection and love, you sort of have to take a step back and come to terms with the fact that you won't really ever have that again in the same way. You'll never be a kid again.

Fernando Torres

Liverpool is a fundamental part of my life. They don't remember me that way, but time will change that. I could not have chosen a better place to go when I left Atletico.

Ferran Adria

In more day-to-day restaurants, things have undergone a seismic change towards informality and sharing, which has been years in the making. Nowadays, people don't want just one dish; they want to order lots of things and they want to do it in fun places, places that give them an experience. The experience that a restaurant needs to offer is no longer just based around the food.

Fiona Apple

Sometimes interviews are fun and good conversations, but stuff like photo shoots and appearances at places where you have to meet a lot of people - I was never really made for this kind of stuff.

Fiona Apple

You know, I've always thought that it would be really funny if somebody made a romantic comedy where absolutely everything went well from beginning to end.

Fiona Apple

I've done things that can be made fun of. It's not such a bad thing. If I'm going to end up a role model, then I'd rather not end up being the kind of role model that pretends to be perfect, and pretends that she always has the right thing to say. I'm a product of role models that didn't make me feel like I was as good as them.

Fiona Apple

When I was a kid--10, 11, 12, 13--the thing I wanted most in the world was a best friend. I wanted to be important to people; to have people that understood me. I wanted to just be close to somebody. And back then, a thought would go through my head almost constantly: "There's never gonna be a room someplace where there's a group of people sitting around, having fun, hanging out, where one of them goes, 'You know what would be great? We should call Fiona. Yeah, that would be good.' That'll never happen. There's nothing interesting about me." I just felt like I was a sad little boring thing.

Henry Mintzberg

That is the trouble with flying: We always have to return to airports. Thank of how much fun flying would be if we didn't have to return to airports.

Henry Louis Gates

The more you learn about yourself and your family tree, your self-esteem goes up. They will learn archival skills, historical analysis and science skills. You learn all this in the most seductive way, and that is through learning about yourself. Who doesn't like talking about themselves? It doesn't seem like science or history, it's just fun.

Henry Miller

Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation... The other eight are unimportant.

Henny Youngman

My wife and I went back to the hotel where we spent our wedding night. Only this time, I stayed in the bathroom and cried.

Henny Youngman

A car hit a Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?" The man says, "I make a good living."

Henny Youngman

I asked a Jewish man, "Do you know where Michigan Avenue is?" He said, "Yes", and walked away.

Henny Youngman

A Jewish man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman, "Can I park here?" "No" says the cop. "What about all these other cars?" "They didn't ask!"

Henny Youngman

During the war an Italian girl saved my life. She hid me in her basement in Cleveland.

Henny Youngman

A bomb fell on Italy. It slid off!

Henny Youngman

His motto is "Love Thy Neighbor". His neighbor is an 18 year old hooker.

Henny Youngman

She must have Egyptian blood. Every time I try to kiss her she says, "Tut, Tut!"

Henny Youngman

He is the only man I ever met with a seersucker face.

Henny Youngman

Now, the band that inspired that great saying, "Stop The Music!!"

Henny Youngman

This man dresses like an unmade bed.

Henny Youngman

Is that your hat or are you wearing a cabana?

Henny Youngman

Where did you get your haircut, the pet shop?

Henny Youngman

The more I think of you, the less I think of you.

Henny Youngman

2 Jewish women in New York. One says, "Do you see what's going on in Poland?" The other says, "I live in the back, I don't see anything."