Quotes about fun
funny humor men
A man walks into a pet shop and says: "Give me a wasp." The shopkeeper replies: "We don't sell wasps." He says: "There's one in the window." Frank Carson
funny humor men
A man goes into Boots and says: "Have you got any Viagra?" "Do you have a prescription?" asks the chemist. "No," he replies, "But 'I've got a photograph of the wife."
funny sorry humor
A man walks into a hospital feeling unwell and the doctor says: "Sorry, you've only got three minutes to live." The man said: "Can you do something for me?" "Yes," he said. "I'll boil you an egg."
funny humor men
A man says to the doctor: "What's the good news?" "You've got 24 hours to live." He says: "What's the bad news?" The doctor says: "We should have told you yesterday."
funny friday uncles
My uncle Jimmy took liver salts twice a day for 40 years. He died on Sunday, was buried Wednesday and the following Friday they had to go to the cemetery to beat his liver to death with a stick.
funny husband humor
An Irishman's wife gave birth to twins. Her husband wanted to know who the other man was.
funny humor two
There were two Irishmen eating sandwiches in a pub and the landlord said: "You can't eat your own food in here." So they swapped sandwiches.
funny humor doors
I'm staying in a lovely hotel, dressing robe behind the door, lovely fluffy sheets - took me a half an hour getting my suitcase closed.
funny brother humor
A man says to his mate: "My wife is a twin." His mate says, "How do you tell them apart?" The man says: "Her brother has a beard."
funny divorce humor
It's my wife Ruth's birthday soon. I said to her: "What would you like for your birthday?" She said: "I want a divorce." I said: "I wasn't planning on spending that much."
funny humor july
Doctor told me I've got two weeks to live. I said: "Can I have the last week in July and the 1st week in August?"
funny girl humor
A girl asks her doctor, "Doctor, I've forgotten to take my contradictory pill!" The doctor says: "Are you ignorant?" The girl says: "Yes, three months!"
funny money humor
Money may not buy happiness, but I'd rather cry in a Jaguar than on a bus. Francoise Sagan
funny friendship hilarious
A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you.
funny philadelphia people
The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe. Frank Rizzo
fundamentals development today
Sustainable development is a fundamental break that's going to reshuffle the entire deck. There are companies today that are going to dominate in the future simply because they understand that.
fun work men
After forty years of close acquaintance with it, I've found that work is kind to its friends and harsh to its enemies. It pays the fellow who dislikes it his exact wages, and they're generally pretty small; but it gives the man who shines up to it all the money he wants and throws in a heap of fun and satisfaction for good measure. George Horace Lorimer
funny dog love-is
Love is the emotion that a woman feels always for a poodle dog and sometimes for a man. George Jean Nathan
funny real humor
The test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens his mouth.
fun having-fun
We're gonna have fun, god***it! Chris Hardwick
fun people nerd
Comic-Con is nerd Christmas. People go wanting to have fun.
fun expectations way
I'm not fun to bowl with. I take it way too seriously. I have high expectations for myself.
funny dog thank-god
Thank God for machines. They can make a dog sing! Christopher Atkins
funny uplifting pregnancy
Of course I can do this. I'm pregnant, not brain-damaged. My condition doesn't change my personality. Christine Feehan
fun comedy
It'd be fun to do a comedy with someone like Sandra Bullock. Christian Serratos
fun twilight opportunity
'Twilight' has been a great opportunity, and it's been great fun. Hey, if I'm 50, and someone still wants an autograph for 'Twilight,' OK, cool.
fun italian
Our girl's going to Capri for fun. We've got an Italian island vibe. Christian Siriano
fun thinking shoes
Shoes are a big part of your look. I think that if your outfit isn't really something special, then fun footwear is a great way to jazz it up and make your ensemble more interesting.
fun powerful successful
Playboy strategically selected the Forum Shops at Caesars in Las Vegas to debut our first U.S. store because it is one of the most successful retail shopping destinations in the world. It is clear that Playboy and Las Vegas are a powerful match, presenting the chance for consumers and visitors to experience all of the glamour, sexiness, style and fun associated with both. Christie Hefner
funny life together
Life is short. Ricky and I realize how lucky we were. We want to be together all the time. Christie Brinkley
fun dark games
The guys from Atari that are making the next Alone in the Dark game came and we had a great meeting. I'd love to do that. I'm a fan of videogames. I like them. And to get to be part of one of them would be a fun and exciting thing Christian Slater
fun thinking games
I think games are starting to branch out. It's not just guys sitting at their computer stations. Games are so fun, that everybody gets into them a little bit.
funny-friend differences worst-enemy
I just killed my best friend... and my worst enemy. What's the difference?