Famous Quotes & Sayings

Evan Esar

A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.

Eugene Jarvis

In video you are starting with nothing but a black screen. There's no game there. With pinball you at least start with that basic concept, but not with video. The challenge of going from no game to something today is only different because you have to create something so damn fun people will pay $1.00 every two minutes to play it.

Eugene Ionesco

It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question.

Eugene H. Peterson

The Bible is not a script for a funeral service, but it is the record of God always bringing life where we expected to find death. Everywhere it is the story of resurrection.

Estelle Ramey

I don't mind . . . the fun and games of being treated like a fragile flower. But as a physiologist working with the unromantic scientific facts of life, I find it hard to delude myself about feminine frailty.

Esther Hicks

You are not here to fix anything, because nothing is broken, but everything is continually changing and expanding. Release your struggle, and seek joy and fun, and in doing so, you will align with the fantastic expanding rhythm of this Universe.

Esther Hicks

It's always a good idea to sit at the fun table.

Esther Hicks

Make fun of death. We are as dead as it gets, and we are fully aware of this joyous experience. We are with you every time you allow it. We are in every singing bird and in every joyful child. We are part of every delicious pulsing in your environment. We are not dead, and neither will you ever be! You will just get up, one day, and get out of the movie.

Esther Hicks

You will know your path by the fun of it.

Ernie Kovacs

Television – a medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.

Ernie Pyle

If you go long enough without a bath, even the fleas will let you alone.

Ernest Hemingway

The fun of talk is to explore, but much of it and all that is irresponsible should not be written. Once written you have to stand by it. You may have said it to see whether you believed it or not.

Ernest Hemingway

The circus is the only fun you can buy that is good for you.

Ernest Hemingway

Only one marriage I regret. I remember after I got that marriage license I went across from the license bureau to a bar for a drink. The bartender said, "What will you have, sir?" And I said, "A glass of hemlock."

Ernest Hemingway

A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.

Ernest Hemingway

A beautiful vacuum filled with wealthy monogamists, all powerful and members of the best families all drinking themselves to death.

Ernest Hemingway

To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years.

Ernest Hemingway

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

Ernest Hemingway

I drink to make other people more interesting.

Ernest Hemingway

Auto racing, bull fighting, and mountain climbing are the only real sports... all the others are games.

Ernest Hemingway

Everyone has his own conscience, and there should be no rules about how a conscience should function.

Ezra Koenig

In Europe, I always have fun bike riding in Amsterdam.

Ezra Koenig

But you know what? When I die, everybody is invited to come take a selfie at my funeral. Except for my enemies. They're not invited to the funeral, period.

Eugene Chadbourne

There's no type of music I don't like. I think it's important to be able to make fun of all types.

Groucho Marx

If you are not having fun you are doing something wrong.

Groucho Marx

As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife.

Groucho Marx

Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies? There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made.

Groucho Marx

I've been around so long, I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.

Groucho Marx

If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.

Groucho Marx

All geniuses die young.

Groucho Marx

You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.

Groucho Marx

The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution - this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths.

Groucho Marx

The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around. If you write about someone else, you can stretch the truth from here to Finland. If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.