Quotes about fun
funny sheep years
It's better to live one day as a lion than a dozen years as a sheep. Charles M. Schulz
fun happened
What happened to fun?" "Our insurance doesn't cover it!
funny mistake peanuts
I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong.
funny family sister
Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.
funny gum cards
Beethoven can't really be great because his picture isn't on a bubble gum card.
funny witty people
I love people; it's mankind I can't stand.
funny cute happiness
This is my depressed stance. When you're depressed, it makes a lot of difference how you stand. The worst thing you can do is straighten up and hold your head high because then you'll start to feel better. If you're going to get any joy out of being depressed, you've got to stand like this.
funny dog thinking
That's the only dog I know who can smell someone just thinking about food.
funny life happiness
Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.
fun ignorance years
I have a sense of humor; but over the years that sense has developed one blind spot. I can no longer laugh at ignorance or stupidity. Those are our chief enemies, and it is dangerous to make fun of them. Charles Francis Richter
funny-relationship men wife
He took his misfortune like a man - he blamed it on his wife. Bob Phillips
funny-love love-is mind
Love is a state of mind which has nothing to do with the mind.
fun worry people
I have to paint fast on television because of the limited time, but I don't want people to see what I'm showing them as work, something to worry and fret over. This is supposed to be fun. Bob Ross
fun animal people
I guess I’m a little weird. I like to talk to trees and animals. That’s okay though; I have more fun than most people.
fun people acting
I love telling stories and acting and entertaining people. I don't want to make fun of people. Bob Saget
fundamentals goodness humans
I've always thought, and it gets tested at times, that I have a great faith in the fundamental goodness of human beings. Bob Brown
fun hero daddy
My Daddy was my hero. He was always there for me when I needed him. He listened to me and taught me so many things. But most of all he was fun. Bindi Irwin
funny-friend bad-friend bob
There is nothing in the world I wouldn't do for (Bob) Hope, and there is nothing he wouldn't do for me ... We spend our lives doing nothing for each other. Bing Crosby
funny eggs twenties
I've met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes. Billy Wilder
funny worship neighbor
I'd worship the ground you walked on if only you walked in a better neighborhood.
funny sarcastic truth
If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you.
fun would-be shame
One of the reasons I still do stand-up is because it was so hard in the beginning that I feel like it would be such a shame not to redeem it that it's all fun. Bill Maher
fundraising people tuesday
Rick Santorum beat Mitt Romney in three states on Tuesday. Got a huge amount of fundraising. That's the good news for Rick Santorum. The bad news: people are now Googling 'Santorum.'
funny humor cowboy
A new cologne is coming out. It's for cowboys, and it's made from cow's manure. That way the women will be on you like flies!
fun should-have giving
John Kerry is finding out that it is no fun to be the front runner, that's when you get all the heat. He had to deny internet rumors this week that he had Botox treatments. The Republicans say Kerry should have a clear, unfurrowed brow the old fashioned way by not giving a sh--.
funny lying science
I see they found out the universe is 80 million years older than we thought. It's also been lying about its weight.
fun cancer thinking
I think America causes cancer, longevity is less important than fun, and young people should be discouraged from voting.
funny mean marijuana
They're talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that's used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can't even smoke in bed.
funny government ideas
Ronald Reagan came from show business. His idea of how the government should help the homeless was like your agent. "We'll try to get you work. But don't bug us about it."
funny atheist thinking
I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder.
funny atheist men
Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don't need.
fun years giving
Please stop assuming that longevity and perfect health is always the correct option. No. Sometimes fun costs ya. It just does, you know? And that's OK, you're willing to make that purchase. Sammy Davis, Jr. was 64 when he died. Give me 64 Sammy-years, I'll be happy.
funny witty humorous
Men are only as loyal as their options.