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funny people wondered
People have often wondered how they'd feel if they were adopted. I think it's funny. Larry David
funny mankind maybe mystery order separate understand word words
Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words mank and ind. What do these words mean? It's a mystery and that's why so is mankind. 
funny half opening written year
Mel has written 10 new songs, and they're very funny. It's a year and a half away from opening on Broadway. Susan Stroman
funny heart people
The funny thing about me that most people never really understand is that, at heart, I'm really a jock. Billy Corgan
funny teamwork football
A football team is like a piano. You need eight men to carry it and three who can play the damn thing. Bill Shankly
funny golf hockey
He knows all the golf lingo. You know? You hit your ball, he's like "there's a golf shot. That's a golf shot." Well of course it's a golf shot; I just hit a golf ball. You don't see Gretzky skating around going "there's a hockey shot, that's a hockey shot." Bill Engvall
funny girl home
My son is 12 now, and is really getting into girls. A lot. But the thing about twelve year old boys is that they don't possess what I like to call that ... discretionary gene yet. We were walking home from the ballfield the other day and there was a woman walking towards us who was ... gifted. I saw them, and I saw him see them. But she was too close for me to go, "Dude, shut up." She hadn't walked two feet behind us and he goes "God dang, did you see the SIZE of those things?" And all I could say was "Yeah, I did!"
funny uncles humor
No parents. You have Uncle Jesse, forever in overalls. Then there's Bo and Duke. What do they do? I never saw them working for food or gas money. You can only kill so many possum.
funny humor vacation
I thought "RV" stood for "Recreational Vehicle." No! It stands for "Ruins Vacations."
maybe says time
Part of me says maybe it's time for a change. Jim Haslett
maybe means ten
Statistically it's probably one out of a hundred, so that means there's ten out there. Maybe twenty. Guy Kawasaki
maybe overall proved pushed
Overall, I think I proved I should be the No. 1 pick. I thought I maybe could have pushed a 4.29 out of there, but overall I'm pretty happy. Reggie Bush
maybe meaningful mountain point research rewarding ride science sit willing withhold worth
(Research) is so meaningful and rewarding at this point I'm willing to withhold assumptions on where I'll end up. Maybe I'll find God. Maybe I'll find out science isn't for me. Maybe I'll go sit on a mountain and meditate. The ride will be worth it.
maybe nursery planning soon
Planning the nursery comes soon enough, maybe at the same time. Don't do both.
maybe quickness size star team
Maybe our team was a little star struck. But the turnovers had more to do with the size differential and the quickness differential. Nancy Wilson
maybe third
Maybe on third down, that's where we need to be looking. He always delivers. Charlie Whitehurst
maybe practice quite
Maybe one practice day wasn't quite what we wanted, Frank Beamer
maybe meaningful moving overboard people reaction thoughtful toward
Maybe it's a reaction to going overboard in the 1980s and 1990s, but I sense a lot of people are moving away from materialistic things (and) toward more thoughtful and meaningful holidays.
sleep clay musician
Nobody grasped you by the shoulder while there was still time. Now the clay of which you were shaped has dried and hardened, and naught in you will ever awaken the sleeping musician, the poet, the asronomer that possibly inhabited you in the beginning. Antoine de Saint-Exupery
sleep opposites lines
Or, if you decide you want to sleep at my place, on opposite sides of my bedroom with a Do Not Cross line drawn down the middle, I'll do it. I won't like it, but I'll do it. Becca Fitzpatrick
sleep leaving way
When I do eventually drop, I pray to God that it will happen in one of three ways. Firstly, on stage or leaving the stage, then secondly in my sleep. And the third way? You'll have to figure that out for yourself! B. B. King
sleep sick sean
I get sick all the time because I get no rest and sleep, but it's definitely worth it. Big Sean
sleep night men
I'd like to get married because I like the idea of a man being required by law to sleep with me every night.
sleep men clients
Apparently it was unethical for lawyers to sleep with their clients. This from a man who offered legal representation to assassins. Carrie Vaughn
sleep light wake-up
I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue! Carrie Underwood
sleep home worry
When I'm with my parents, that's the place I can unplug. That's the place I can shut down and not worry about work or what's going on. I go home and hang out with them. I sleep more there than any place else ever.
sleep sunday thinking
Let's go to Brunch. What a great idea! Why would you want to sleep in on a Sunday when you can go pay $18 for eggs? Now, you're thinking. Bill Burr
start
Start the Day with Love;Spend the Day with Love;Fill the Day with Love;End the Day with Love;This is the way to God. Sathya Baba
starting
Some of the things offensively are starting to come together,
start
Man, that ain't even a thought for me, ... I can't get into that world. I've been around too long to start something like that up.
starting-over over-you records
Every time you go in, it's like starting over. You don't know how you did the other records. You're learning all over. It's some weird musician amnesia, or maybe the road wipes it out. Beck
starting
I think Doug is starting to take it to another level.
starting-over computer starting
The power of the computer is starting to spread. Bill Budge
start
That was his first start and he was sharp. Charles Davis
start
That will be a big start all over for us, but you've got to start somewhere,
start
That way we have something to start with if you do go missing.