Famous Quotes & Sayings

Robin Williams

We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.

Robin Williams

The Second Amendment! It says you have the right to bear arms, or the right to arm bears, whatever the hell you want to do!

Robin Williams

Carpe per diem - seize the check.

Robin Williams

When I was growing up they used to say, "Robin, drugs can kill you." Now that I'm 58 my doctor's telling me, "Robin, you need drugs to live." I realize now that my doctor is also my dealer...

Robin Williams

Is it rude to Twitter during sex? To go "omg, omg, wtf, zzz"? Is that rude?

Robin Williams

I went to rehab for alcoholism in wine country, just to keep my options open.

Robin Williams

We were talking briefly about cocaine... yeah. Anything that makes you paranoid and impotent, give me more of that!

Robin Williams

To make fun of an administration, to make fun of anything, Mark Twain said, is the last defense of democracy.

Robin Williams

When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family?

Robin Williams

Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.

Robin Williams

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House.

Robin Williams

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.

Robin Williams

Look at airport security now. What started out as definite racial profiling is now where the computer picks a name. That's why you get a seven-month-old getting a pat down. [Imitates a security officer.] "Check the diapers. They're full."

Robin Williams

And some people say Jesus wasn't Jewish. Of COURSE he was Jewish! 30 years old, single, lives with his parents, come on! He works in his father's business, his mom thought he was God's gift, he's Jewish! Give it up!

Robin Williams

Reality: What a concept!

Robin Williams

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice.

Robin Williams

I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.

Robin Williams

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

Robin Williams

You could talk about same-sex marriage, but people who have been married (say) 'It's the same sex all the time.'

Robin Williams

Cocaine is God's way of telling you you are making too much money.

Tracey Ullman

I think serial monogamy says it all.

Tracey Ullman

It's funny - if you impersonate somebody, they have no idea it's them.

Tracey Ullman

As I get older, I just prefer to knit.

Torrie Wilson

I was dating a guy that was a huge wrestling fan and I'm embarrassed to say it now but I used to make fun of him for watching it.

Topher Grace

The whole acting thing is a buffet. One, in terms of role choice and movie choice, I like to do lots of different things, and I think that's the whole fun of it. But I also see it as a buffet in terms of the character.

Torii Hunter

It was so much fun working with these young kid actors. We had a great time and those kids are truly amazing.

Tony Visconti

Despite a few really bad days we had quite a lot of fun making Low, especially when all the radical ideas were making sense and things were starting to click.

Tony Visconti

Fortunately I own a vintage brain, and I am alive and well in the 21st century, still making records, still working at an intense pace and most of all, still having fun doing it.

Tori Spelling

It would be pretty funny to see a Beverly Hills white girl with mad rap skills.

Tori Spelling

Little boys are a ton of fun.

Steve Zahn

I still really love acting. I find it really challenging. And I really love film; it's a lot of fun.

Steve Valentine

My character on 'I'm In the Band,' Derek Jupiter of Iron Weasel, is definitely one of the crazier ones. That's completely on the other end of the spectrum. There's absolutely nothing like Derek any shape or form. I'm having so much fun playing this egotistical, '80s-era rockstar - everything he does is from the point-of-view of a rockstar.

Veronica Roth

Can you be a girl for a few seconds?" "I'm always a girl" I frown. "You know what I mean. Like a silly, annoying girl" I twirl my hair around my finger. "Kay.