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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature. Charles Dickens
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse. Charles Dickens
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions. Charles Dickens
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people. Charles Dickens
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home! Charles Dickens
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers. Charles Dickens
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
wrestling golf bodybuilding
The harder you work, the luckier you become. Carl Karcher
wrestling matter baggage
To me, wrestling is therapy. No matter how bad my personal situation is, when I step into the ring, all my troubles disappear. My baggage stays in the back where it belongs. Eddie Guerrero
wrestling champion negative
If you want to be a champion you cannot have any kind of an outside negative force coming in to deflect you. Arnold Schwarzenegger
wrestling stink faster
A failure is like fertilizer; it stinks to be sure, but it makes things grow faster in the future. Denis Waitley
wrestling dark light
If it weren't for the dark days, we wouldn't know what it is to walk in the light. Earl Campbell
wrestling air way
Just look at the way he hangs in mid air! Bobby Heenan
wrestling want hours
Once you wrestke Rikki Atakki, an hour later you want to wrestle him again. Bobby Heenan
wrestling lasts saws
When's the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious? Bobby Heenan
wrestling blind
You don't have to yell at me Schiavone. I'm not blind! Bobby Heenan
dating
I don't have dating tips. Bill Keller
dating stills exes
Whenever you have an ex, and they're like, 'I hope we can still be friends!' and you weren't friends before you started dating, then what do you go back to, really? Ed Sheeran
dating safe
When you're young and dating someone, just play it safe and don't try so hard. Matt Prokop
dating men tall tiny women
It's the fashion, I tell you: big, tall women going out with tiny, tiny men. Nicholas Haslam
dating model owned
When we were dating it was in a Model A. And we've owned one ever since. Bill Coleman
dating long romance
Neither a Fortress nor a Maidenhead will hold out long after they begin to parley. Benjamin Franklin
dating rumor damon
Rumors about me? Calista Flockhart, Pam Anderson, and Matt Damon. That's who I'm dating. Ben Affleck
dating tables
It's not a date. We're just agreeing to eat at the same table. Barbra Streisand
dating genders
When I was in high school, the genders were so separate from each other. If you weren't 'dating' somebody, you couldn't just be friends with somebody. S. E. Hinton