Famous Quotes & Sayings

Bill Hicks

I smoke to fill the potholes in my soul

Bill Hicks

I don't like anything in the mainstream and they don't like me.

Bill Hicks

I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.

Bill Hicks

Life is only a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves.

Bill Hicks

It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.

Bill Hicks

I don't do drugs anymore... than, say, the average touring funk band.

Bill Hicks

Women priests. Great, great. Now there's priests of both sexes I don't listen to.

Bill Hicks

I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, "My dad can beat up your dad." I'd say Yeah? When?

Bill Hicks

Your denial is beneath you, and thanks to the use of hallucinogenic drugs, I see through you.

Bill Hicks

You know we armed Iraq. I wondered about that too, you know during the Persian Gulf war those intelligence reports would come out: "Iraq: incredible weapons - incredible weapons." How do you know that? "Uh, well...we looked at the receipts."

Bill Hicks

I can't watch TV longer than five minutes without praying for nuclear holocaust.

Bill Hicks

Oh sorry, I was taking life seriously.

Bill Hicks

When two or more people agree on an issue, I form on the other side.

Bill Hicks

I ascribe to Mark Twain's theory that the last person who should be President is the one who wants it the most. The one who should be picked is the one who should be dragged kicking and screaming into the White House.

Kevin Chapman

I did a film called 'Black Dynamite' that was very, very funny. That seems to be a film that's kind of a cult classic.

John Krasinski

A good part's a good part. You can play serious and funny moments with a well-written role.

Jane Elliot

I love playing smart and tough and having funny lines.

When the market broadens, our fund typically does well, ... At the very least, this is a level playing field.

When the liquor was gone the fun was gone.

Jim Larranaga

When the horn did it at the end, and it was blaring in my ears, I put the managers on the line and made them run. How funny do you think that was to our players?

Chris Elliott

Probably the most fun I've ever had, actually, acting. Because it was the perfect extension of the stuff that I'd started to do on Late Night With David Letterman, and when I look back on all my work, it was probably the best possible incarnation of Chris Elliott, of me.

Chris Evans

You know, the reward for 'Captain America' is amazing. It's always fun to see a giant spectacle film and see the fun stuff - the special effects.

Chris Cornell

People don't realize how much fun it is to be depressed.

When I was a sophomore in college, my father called me at the fraternity. He told me he no longer had the funds to pay for college. If I wanted to continue, I would have to do it on my own.

Tommy Chong

I've met a lot of jazz musicians in my day, and they're all funny.

Moises Alou

We won't have to look at the scoreboard anymore, and we will have a good series, have some fun and play good baseball.

Art Linkletter

Being alive at 87 is quite an accomplishment if you're curious, interested, seeing the fun out of life, doing things, having a purpose.

Art Linkletter

Each generation has been an education for us in different ways. The first child-with-bloody-nose was rushed to the emergency room. The fifth child-with-bloody-nose was told to go to the yard immediately and stop bleeding on the carpet.

Arnold Schwarzenegger

No matter what you do, you first have to have a vision... to see your goal, to believe in it, have faith in it and chase it. And then it's fun to chase it. If you don't have a goal or a vision, then you have nothing.

Arnold Schwarzenegger

If I can sell tickets to my movies like Red Sonja or Last Action Hero, you know I can sell just about anything.

Aziz Ansari

I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration.

Aziz Ansari

I was a dishwasher at one of those Japanese places that cook on your table. Not too fun.

Aziz Ansari

I can't think of any bank robbery comedy where it's about two normal guys. It's kind of like Superbad meets Heat, which is a cool combo, and it's just fun doing a normal guy that's robbing a bank.