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funny people wondered
People have often wondered how they'd feel if they were adopted. I think it's funny. Larry David
funny mankind maybe mystery order separate understand word words
Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words mank and ind. What do these words mean? It's a mystery and that's why so is mankind. 
funny half opening written year
Mel has written 10 new songs, and they're very funny. It's a year and a half away from opening on Broadway. Susan Stroman
funny heart people
The funny thing about me that most people never really understand is that, at heart, I'm really a jock. Billy Corgan
funny teamwork football
A football team is like a piano. You need eight men to carry it and three who can play the damn thing. Bill Shankly
funny golf hockey
He knows all the golf lingo. You know? You hit your ball, he's like "there's a golf shot. That's a golf shot." Well of course it's a golf shot; I just hit a golf ball. You don't see Gretzky skating around going "there's a hockey shot, that's a hockey shot." Bill Engvall
funny girl home
My son is 12 now, and is really getting into girls. A lot. But the thing about twelve year old boys is that they don't possess what I like to call that ... discretionary gene yet. We were walking home from the ballfield the other day and there was a woman walking towards us who was ... gifted. I saw them, and I saw him see them. But she was too close for me to go, "Dude, shut up." She hadn't walked two feet behind us and he goes "God dang, did you see the SIZE of those things?" And all I could say was "Yeah, I did!"
funny uncles humor
No parents. You have Uncle Jesse, forever in overalls. Then there's Bo and Duke. What do they do? I never saw them working for food or gas money. You can only kill so many possum.
funny humor vacation
I thought "RV" stood for "Recreational Vehicle." No! It stands for "Ruins Vacations."
horn instrument liked main
My main horn is a hybrid of a flugelhorn a coronet and a trumpet, but that's really because, for me, each instrument to me had a different voice, and I liked them all, but I didn't like any one of them singularly. Christian Scott
horns record sign spare
When I did 'Tapestry' with Carole King, the record was spare and simple, like a demo. If someone had told me to go back and put horns on it, it would've been all wrong. If you're enthusiastic enough to sign an artist, let them do what got you enthusiastic. Lou Adler
horns quite sad staff
I loved being Maleficent. I was quite sad to put my staff down and put my horns away because somehow, she just lives in a different world. Angelina Jolie
horns
Never let the horns and woodwinds out of your sight; if you can hear them at all, they are too loud. Richard Strauss
horn locker officials ready room run sit suit
We have to set up all the coolers, get the officials locker room set up, set up the visitors' locker room, and get our locker room set up. Two of us do the rebounding before the game, and when the horn sounds, I run in, put my suit on, and get ready to sit on the bench.
horny age would-be
My solution to the problem would be to tell the North Vietnamese Communists frankly that they've got to drawn in their horns and stop their aggression or we're going to bomb them into the stone age. Curtis LeMay
horns
He who tooteth not his own horn, the same shall not be tooted. Damon Runyon
horny shows factors
I like the show [Factor] because it's horny, but it's not skeevy. Where else are you going to get that nowadays? Dennis Miller
horns calves used
Most calves used by the dairy industry have their horns BURNED or GOUGED out of their heads. Casey Affleck
linear path
Our path is not going to linear and smooth.
line path rail schedules
PATH line rail schedules have nothing to do with toll-crossing charges.
line objective
Our objective is in line with what their objective is.
line offensive ran wore
Our offensive line wore them down and we just ran over them.
line maybe next offensive pressure push work
Our offensive line is pretty young. We did not feel like it was imperative. We'll make a push for some next year, maybe one or two. I don't feel any pressure right now and I think we'll have to look and see what we have numbers-wise to work with next year. Chan Gailey
line near offensive wide
Our offensive line is not near where we need it to be. Our wide receivers are better than where we've been in the past, though.
line nyu seat yale
Stanford, Yale and NYU line up to get a seat in her class. Oprah Winfrey
line quarter results
Our results for the quarter were not in line with our expectations.
line pass red
We'll be able to make a long pass because the red line is out, Martin Brodeur
managers
Pitchers really don't deal with the managers a whole lot. When we come in the clubhouse, we see him, we say, 'Hey.' That's really it. Jon Lester
managers property pros reached sort staunch students talked trying
We've talked to a lot of students and property managers about this, and we're trying to sort out the pros and cons, ... A staunch position, yea or nay, can't be reached at this point. Michael Bell
managers smartest
He is one of the smartest managers around.
managers rejected support talk trying
We've been trying to get applications out, but everything has been rejected because of his record. I would go with him to talk with some of these managers to just be a support for him.
managers
I came back to do a live concert. Nobody had done that before and I know my managers were worried. Namie Amuro
managers owners
The owners and managers were too stupid to realize we had brains. Ted Lindsay
managers
Most of the managers are lifetime .220 hitters. For years pitchers have been getting these managers out 75% of the time and that's why they don't like us. Bill Lee
managers
I've been told I'm a good midcareer manager. Arne Glimcher
managers negative portfolio seeing window
We're seeing a little turnaround, after so much negative news. It's also the end of the quarter, so portfolio managers need to do a little window dressing.