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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
funny age fifty
I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent.
horns calves used
Most calves used by the dairy industry have their horns BURNED or GOUGED out of their heads. Casey Affleck
horny shows factors
I like the show [Factor] because it's horny, but it's not skeevy. Where else are you going to get that nowadays? Dennis Miller
horns
He who tooteth not his own horn, the same shall not be tooted. Damon Runyon
horns record sign spare
When I did 'Tapestry' with Carole King, the record was spare and simple, like a demo. If someone had told me to go back and put horns on it, it would've been all wrong. If you're enthusiastic enough to sign an artist, let them do what got you enthusiastic. Lou Adler
horn instrument liked main
My main horn is a hybrid of a flugelhorn a coronet and a trumpet, but that's really because, for me, each instrument to me had a different voice, and I liked them all, but I didn't like any one of them singularly. Christian Scott
horny age would-be
My solution to the problem would be to tell the North Vietnamese Communists frankly that they've got to drawn in their horns and stop their aggression or we're going to bomb them into the stone age. Curtis LeMay
horns quite sad staff
I loved being Maleficent. I was quite sad to put my staff down and put my horns away because somehow, she just lives in a different world. Angelina Jolie
horns
Never let the horns and woodwinds out of your sight; if you can hear them at all, they are too loud. Richard Strauss
horn locker officials ready room run sit suit
We have to set up all the coolers, get the officials locker room set up, set up the visitors' locker room, and get our locker room set up. Two of us do the rebounding before the game, and when the horn sounds, I run in, put my suit on, and get ready to sit on the bench. Will Landreth
lines
You are in every line I have ever read.
lines forget-you gremlins
I get stage fright and gremlins in my head saying: 'You're going to forget your lines'. Alan Rickman
lines born guinness
f they'd been working with Alec Guinness, for instance, they wouldn't have known they were born if they'd not towed the line! Alan Bennett
lines hobbies mental-illness
There is a very fine line between hobby and mental illness. Dave Barry
lines credit my-family
I fully credit my family for keeping me grounded and for putting me back in line whenever necessary. Camilla Belle
line power
The power line was burning, but they got over to it and got it put out.
line northwest offers possible reason whatever
The reason for that is if there is a strike, you want to be 1st in line to take whatever Northwest offers as a possible option.
lines number reverse spoke swing
We spoke about a number of things from conventional swing to reverse swing and different lines and lengths. Brett Lee
line offense scoring survive
We're not going to survive with one line scoring goals. We need to get offense from other places.
managers
I've been told I'm a good midcareer manager. Arne Glimcher
managers
I came back to do a live concert. Nobody had done that before and I know my managers were worried. Namie Amuro
managers owners
The owners and managers were too stupid to realize we had brains. Ted Lindsay
managers smartest
He is one of the smartest managers around.
managers rejected support talk trying
We've been trying to get applications out, but everything has been rejected because of his record. I would go with him to talk with some of these managers to just be a support for him.
managers
Most of the managers are lifetime .220 hitters. For years pitchers have been getting these managers out 75% of the time and that's why they don't like us. Bill Lee
managers property pros reached sort staunch students talked trying
We've talked to a lot of students and property managers about this, and we're trying to sort out the pros and cons, ... A staunch position, yea or nay, can't be reached at this point. Michael Bell
managers negative portfolio seeing window
We're seeing a little turnaround, after so much negative news. It's also the end of the quarter, so portfolio managers need to do a little window dressing.
managers
Pitchers really don't deal with the managers a whole lot. When we come in the clubhouse, we see him, we say, 'Hey.' That's really it. Jon Lester